Politically Correct Paratroopers

[Neubob]

I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.

Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.

We can't change what was. We can change what is...

End segregation in AH2 today!

[Jebus]

We can Perk them to!!!

[Neubob]

We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.

For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.

The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.

[trigger2]

Originally posted by Neubob
We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.

For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.

The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.

[Mr No Name]

[Arlo]

Originally posted by Neubob
I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.

Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.

We can't change what was. We can change what is...

End segregation in AH2 today!



(then)

We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.

For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.

The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.

Shouldn't you be "making good anti-pc political points" (bigoted remarks) in the OT?

Wait ..... yes.

[Slash27]

Originally posted by Neubob
I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.

Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.

We can't change what was. We can change what is...

End segregation in AH2 today!

Lets give them eyes and legs that work while we are at.

[Tiger]

What about the pilots and gunners?

[Redlegs]

Originally posted by Neubob
The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.

[Spikes]

Wow...

[clerick]

Originally posted by Slash27
Lets give them eyes and legs that work while we are at.

Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?

[SgtPappy]

Haha ...  though I have a feeling this is going to run itself into the closed threads soon enough.

[Motherland]

Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?

This thread is almost as good as the hot air balloon duel thread!

[Neubob]

Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?

I think that handicapped should be equally represented in the AH world... not just as paratroopers but as pilots and vehicle crew as well. However, damage modeling for the weapons they use should be raised, and the element of vehicle failure, for the enemy, should be introduced. An enemy aircraft approaching too close to a handicapped (not disabled, but handicapped) Ostwind, for example (less than 1000 yards) will have a 1 in 6 chance of losing an engine, a wing, exploding spontaneously, or having the pilot die of sudden, natural causes.

[clerick]

Originally posted by Neubob
I think that handicapped should be equally represented in the AH world... not just as paratroopers but as pilots and vehicle crew as well. However, damage modeling for the weapons they use should be raised, and the element of vehicle failure, for the enemy, should be introduced. An enemy aircraft approaching too close to a handicapped (not disabled, but handicapped) Ostwind, for example (less than 1000 yards) will have a 1 in 6 chance of losing an engine, a wing, exploding spontaneously, or having the pilot die of sudden, natural causes.

I think this will suffice.