A few comments
11. "Honey", "Darling", and "Sweetheart" are good. "Nag", "Lardass", and "Biatch" are bad. Don’t say, “Get off you lazy ass, I don’t care if the Patriots are playing Dallas, the leaves need to be raked” if you don’t want to be called a nag.
Agreed, learned that one long ago. edit: ...oh and remember to get your work done
before play time then you can relax in peace.
28. Ditto for your discourse on football although for some reason, many women have mentioned Tom Brady’s ass.
mmmm... I will look for Tom Brady; thanks for the heads up
30. a. "Will you marry me?" is good. b. "Let's shack up together" is better, c. “My girlfriend would like to have sex with us” is best.
...in your dreams, big boy. hahahahahahahaha
32. Don't use PMS as an excuse.
PMS is what it is... CheckSix hahahahahahaha
36. Respect goes both ways
Amen... Truer words were never spoken.
50-a. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that you have to go through labor while he sits in the waiting room on his bellybutton (as though any one ever sat on something else) smoking cigars isn't fair either, and it balances everything. Unless he has to coach your breathing and capture the whole thing on video.
Thanks for being there... we really didn't mean to blame it all on you and shout four letter words at you for this... but it helped. Glad you understood
All in all very cute!!! You get a "get into heaven card", use it well! hugs
TIGERESS
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
rules for women
1. Call.
2. Don't lie.
3. Never use super glue on any part of his body.
4. If guys' night out is going to be fun, please understand that you may not enjoy farting, scratching and cussing at umpires. Of course if you do, that’s great.
5. If the girl’s night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting.
6. If you have to ask "Do I look fat?" the answer is yes. Fake confidence if you do not possess it.
7. Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?" Fake confidence if you do not possess it.
8. Victoria's Secret is good. Frederick's of Hollywood is bad. Bad girls are good, good girls are good. Have fun, fake confidence if you do not possess it.
11. "Honey", "Darling", and "Sweetheart" are good. "Nag", "Lardass", and "Biatch" are bad. Don’t say, “Get off you lazy ass, I don’t care if the Patriots are playing Dallas, the leaves need to be raked” if you don’t want to be called a nag.
12. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
13. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question, but can be completely descriptive of the importance of the question.
14. None of your ex-boyfriends were ever nicer, bigger, or better in bed.
15. Her cooking is excellent, and so is his.
16. That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
17. Dishsoap is your friend.
20. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation, but can be completely descriptive of the importance of the question.
23. Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
24. Burping is not sexy.
25. You're wrong.
26. You're sorry.
27. While you think you are less impressed by his discourse on cool cars than you might be, hot chicks tend to congregate around Corvettes, not Gremlins.
28. Ditto for your discourse on football although for some reason, many women have mentioned Tom Brady’s ass.
29. Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound, but thank you for changing that light bulb I couldn’t reach.
30. a. "Will you marry me?" is good. b. "Let's shack up together" is better, c. “My girlfriend would like to have sex with us” is best.
31. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood, it is just 84.35%.
32. Don't use PMS as an excuse.
33. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence may be completely descriptive of the importance of the situation.
35. Never decide to walk anywhere alone after sun down or before sun up. ever
36. Respect goes both ways
45. Don't try to change the way he dresses.
46. If you have to ask, your haircut is bad. But fake confidence if you do not possess it.
47. Don't let your friends pick on him, ever.
49. Call.
50. Don't lie.
50-a. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that you have to go through labor while he sits in the waiting room on his bellybutton (as though any one ever sat on something else) smoking cigars isn't fair either, and it balances everything. Unless he has to coach your breathing and capture the whole thing on video.
50-a.-a Speaking of video, it is a must for 30 c.
