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Offline Pooh21

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« on: October 15, 2007, 02:32:41 PM »
If you can keep it up in 2050. You wont die a virgin

Of course the rest of us know that robots will eventually rise up and try to kill us all.
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Offline crockett

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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2007, 02:35:09 PM »
It's official Fox News is nothing more than a tabloid. I'm predicting they will  soon start covering Elvis and Bigfoot sightings.
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2007, 02:55:41 PM »
Just my luck I'll come home from a hard days work ready to upload/download and she'll crash...

Phone at HTC: *Ring, Ring....* "Hello this is Roy."

Mac: "Yeah hey Skuzzy it's me Mac...it kinda happened again."

Skuzzy: "Well the last Patch should have helped you."

Mac:  "Is there anything I can do to fix this?"

Skuzzy: *snickering*  "I'm sure you'll figure it out Mac..." *uncontrollable background laughter*

Mac:  *panick strickened* "When Skuzzy, When...?"

Skuzzy: *Roaring side spliting cries of laughter* ..."In Two Weeks!!!"  *click*

Operator Recording* "If you wish to make a call, please hang up and dial again......" *phone off the hook sound* Beeep beeep beeep.....


:furious

:cry


Mac
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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2007, 03:01:37 PM »
My luck I'd come home and find mine in the sack with the vacum cleaner ;)
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2007, 03:03:53 PM »
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My luck I'd come home and find mine in the sack with the vacum cleaner ;)


You'd have a Male Robot?

:confused:

Mac

I think I'm gonna be sick....



:rofl
« Last Edit: October 15, 2007, 03:06:39 PM by AWMac »
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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2007, 03:05:04 PM »
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It's official Fox News is nothing more than a tabloid. I'm predicting they will  soon start covering Elvis and Bigfoot sightings.


I agree.  After last week's "Lapel-pin-gate" and now this weeks robot story I am convinced.
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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2007, 03:07:32 PM »
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You'd have a Male Robot?

:confused:

Mac

I think I'm gonna be sick....



:rofl


NO!!! *throws an empty beer can at you

She'd turn lez on me though
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2007, 03:12:53 PM »
LOL Lost yer Robot to a Dust Buster?

:rofl

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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2007, 05:23:01 PM »
Lesbian vacuum cleaner....carpet muncher?
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2007, 05:35:41 PM »

*sweating profusly* Please post more pics and ordering info.
*biting the back of my hand* Are Twins availible?
:O
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Plug and Play?
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2007, 05:47:33 PM »
Skuzzy. would you mind going on vacation for about a week so I can properly respond to this LOL

Anyway. I will try to water it doown quite a bit
This seems to be more promising for women then men.
For women it would be a currently high tech gizmo perfected


For men I see dangers.
For women if something goes wrong. they could just be in for the ride of their lives.

For men if something goes wrong. It could give new meaning to the term
"In a pinch"

YOUCH!
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2007, 05:54:08 PM »
CHOBITS!
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2007, 06:17:57 PM »
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CHOBITS!


OOOO!!!

I have the complete Manga series of Chobits. I would enjoy having Chii very much  :)



Can I have my robotic maid now please? (In the upgraded life size format of course) :D

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2007, 06:34:39 PM »
I'll hold out till they make a sheep one.
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2007, 07:16:19 PM »
the number of times I don't post what's going through my deviant brain boggles the imagination :D
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