Author Topic: You Can Take One Thing Before The World Blows... (Read 802 times)

DoNKeY · « **on:** October 15, 2007, 10:27:42 PM »

So the world is going to blow up, and the rocket is leaving. You can take anything (but not family or some other obvious thing, come on now guys:aok ).

What is it? And it could be a pet.

For me I guess it would be my little Micro Machine 1 inch model of a F18. I've had it for ever, and still "fly" mock scenarios around my house, making the little jet sounds, etc. Got me into flying when I was 6ish, and has been with me ever since.

So, what about you guys?
donkey

Neubob · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:48:08 PM »

A fully developed planet that is like earth down to the finest details, including cities and towns, but devoid of the flaws that make it unlivable.

If you don't allow that then I'll just settle for ten percent of the economy of whatever planet we end up settling.

68ROX · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:52:13 PM »

No wife?

No dog? (Maybe)

Outside of enough Mauie Wowie....Jameson and Dewars White Lable.....

Let me die in the Holocaust.

68ROX

Tac · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2007, 11:35:24 PM »

one of those real dolls seen in that other thread.

that is of course, if i cannot take a 20yr hottie with me.

Wolf14 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2007, 11:37:57 PM »

If I have a good dog at the time, I'll take the dog as well as a sub dermal micro device that has a hidden super secret encoded recording of everything Pink Floyd has done. If I dont have the dog then I dont have to be so sneeky. I'd like to think the flight suits would have a pocket for a small micro device anyway so I may not have to result to the sub dermal thing anyway. Either way a copy is comming and screw RIAA or whatever they call themselves now days.

Heehee the world is bout to blow up....only fitting to be jamming to the darkside while the rocket is lifting off.

Wolfy

eagl · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2007, 11:38:02 PM »

Can't take the wife? Ok then, how about...

A bottle of lotion?

Chairboy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2007, 11:38:12 PM »

If I can't take my family with me, I ain't goin.

FiLtH · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2007, 12:09:46 AM »

Id take an explosive and just when everyone else onboards screams in terror as they see the earth explode...I will say " Now now my children...fear not..for we will now join them!" Click

Hornet33 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2007, 12:30:35 AM »

My Remington 870 12 gage shotgun with a couple 1000 rounds of ammo.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:14:11 AM »

I`d just wake up Leroy.

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:18:00 AM »

I don't think the situation you describe is possible.

lazs

Halo · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:36:55 AM »

A really big tub of moist wipes.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:53:33 AM »

Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Neubob · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2007, 10:51:57 AM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Steve Martin... The Jerk.

Esoteric yet unforgettable.

Airscrew · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2007, 11:00:49 AM »

Just stay away from the cans...