Author Topic: Country Music is Hip Hop for white people (Read 1428 times)

Neubob · « **on:** October 18, 2007, 10:22:38 AM »

I just realized this yesterday.

Right now, I'd rather hear a cow farting, for the rest of my life, than hear another country song about how my stepdaddy was a better daddy than my real daddy.

FBplmmr · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:24:38 AM »

Is it because your real Daddy is in prison? Would you like to talk about it?

Dichotomy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:26:21 AM »

that is very insensitive of you FB. Before he could get to the station in his pickup truck she got run over by a train.

Neubob · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:30:19 AM »

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Originally posted by FBplmmr
Is it because your real Daddy is in prison? Would you like to talk about it?

If my real daddy were in prison, I might be a fan of country music.

Toad · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:30:29 AM »

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WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING’ DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

CHORUS:

AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING’ IN THE RAIN
NO, A’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON’T CALL ME
WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

Meatwad · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:33:31 AM »

Dont forget the urge for inbreeding if you listen to too much country music

Shuffler · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:35:44 AM »

All the studies I've seen show that folks in Arkansas listen to blue grass.

AWMac · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:47:03 AM »

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Originally posted by Shuffler
All the studies I've seen show that folks in Arkansas listen to blue grass.

Doesn't the blades tickle their ears?

Mac

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:49:22 AM »

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Originally posted by Shuffler
All the studies I've seen show that folks in Arkansas listen to blue grass.

Bluegrass is more appalachia than ozark.

ChickenHawk · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:07:16 AM »

What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back.....

john9001 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:07:00 PM »

this is a racist thread.

Boroda · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:25:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Neubob
If my real daddy were in prison, I might be a fan of country music.

http://www.chanson.ru/

You have to listen to it in every "marshrutka" or shahid-taxi here. I want to kill all that people...

Neubob · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:27:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Boroda
http://www.chanson.ru/

You have to listen to it in every "marshrutka" or shahid-taxi here. I want to kill all that people...

Good music comes in all shapes and sizes.

Dermo is always dermo.

texasmom · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:57:59 PM »

I love, love, love country music. So p'shaw to y'all.

Nilsen · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2007, 02:23:10 PM »

Ill take any kind of music over country maybe with the exception of polka and boyband garbage