Country Music is Hip Hop for white people

[Shuckins]

On the other hand, Eskimo, nawthun speech patterns tend to be fast-paced and irritatin'.  Southerners find words to be so savory that they linger over them.  Their accents are a sort of honeyed-langour, while northern speech resembles the sound of a chain saw cutting a tin roof.

Most American music styles originated in the South, with the possible exception of rap.  We'll gladly allow ya'll to take credit for that.  Meanwhile, we'll cherish a culture that has led to the blues, jazz, rock and roll, country-western, country-gospel (in both its black and white permutations), motown, and a host of others.

What ya'll got, that you haven't copied from us or Europeeins?

[eskimo2]

Savory?  From our perspective it just sounds like you folks need the extra time.

[AKIron]

Originally posted by eskimo2
Savory?  From our perspective it just sounds like you folks need the extra time.

and who doesn't need moah time?

[G0ALY]

I used to like RAP music... Of course back then it was called, "Square dancing".

[Mark Luper]

Originally posted by eskimo2
Savory?  From our perspective it just sounds like you folks need the extra time.

And just why would we need the extra time, eskimo2? What are you implying with the drive by statement?

Mark

[AKIron]

Originally posted by Mark Luper
And just why would we need the extra time, eskimo2? What are you implying with the drive by statement?

Mark

I thank he's a hintin' we maght be slow.

Maybe heun just don't know how to savah the moment?

[storch]

my favorite type of texas music not to mention the eye candy.

[Shuckins]

AK...ah thank it's wuss than thet.  Ah thank Eskimo aint ackchully a Nawthenuh.  He's a....he's a.....YANKEE!!!

[texasmom]

Originally posted by eskimo2
Any music that’s based on heavy accented incorrect speech is likely to bug me somewhat.

Geez, you sound totally like a teacher.

[Nilsen]

Originally posted by G0ALY
I used to like NAP music... Of course back then it was called, "Queer dancing".

huh?  

[AKIron]

I think we need an admissions test if you want to come live in the south, or at least Texas. You must be able to understand the following conversation:

MRDUCKS

ARNOT

OSAR

CMWANGS

LIB

MRDUCKS










'em are ducks

they are not

o' yes they are

see them wangs

well i'll be

'em are ducks

[lazs2]

yes... I always love it when the terminally hip "discover" some country singer or band and try to make more out of it than it is... suddenly notice how "relevant" it is or how much talent is there.

all the rock and roll hall of fame country singers are just like a lot of bands they haven't "discovered"  the fact is... those guys admired people that the terminally hip scorn.

Real hip movie makers will put some country song we have listened to by various artists for decades into a movie and the weeinies will go wild with praise for such and "original" soundtrac.

It's all BS... if the music get's to you then it is good.

There are only a very few types of music that I simply can't listen to any example of for more than a minute or so... rap and 99% of jazz are that way to me... oh... and square dance rap too.

county in the kieth urbanite or whatever vein.. the girly man tight jeans and crying a river on stage sensitive pop country... it is not worth listening to..

cross country.. country rock.. classic rock and texas country, cajoun, rockabilly,  all that stuff is gold

[eskimo2]

Now I’m not trying to say that all Southern people who talk slowly with a heavy accent really are slow, they just SEEM that way.  They just sort of give a similar impression that I get when I see people standing around with their jaws hanging wide open all the time.