I was at the mall the other day eating in the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenage boy sitting next to him on the bench. The boy had spiked hair, in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, etc.
The old man could not take his eyes off the teenager. When the boy had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's your problem, old man? Ya' never done nothing wild in your life?"
The old man didn't bat an eye when he said, "Got real drunk once in Mexico and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my kid".
The boy left without looking back.
