Lazs you get the car, the guns a regular % of the looting and licence to kill on your judgment.
the official title would be Peace Officer for diplomatic reasons but more the job would be Lethal Enforcer. like judge dredd but not as pansy.
Tigress would hopefully accept the Chief Booty Recruiter possition so that would solve that problem.
i may have a sweet exterior but inside im dark like the devil's spit. this of course is essential for the proper running of this new world but not so good for attracting women who shave thier legs, especialy when i accidently sacrifice them to our pagan god (me)
Tigerguy is officialy the explosives and espionage officer. his russian contacts will serve us well untill we choose to over throw them and take thier vodka and dancing bears for our own.
plan B, if the nooks dont go off in 5 years we get some and do it ourselves.
we will also need a nutrition officer and financial manager. please apply within.health care not provided if you are too weak we will put yuo down for your own sake and at a very fair discount price on the coffin.
