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Offline 68ROX

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« on: October 29, 2007, 02:00:17 PM »
Won't mention the ID....

Was at 29....field was de-acked and nearly capped...

See a spit upping and egged 'em....Kill #1.

Bish Spit pilot PM's me how lame I was to vulch him...Laugh #1

See another spit upping and egged him....Kill #2.

First Spit pilot PM's me again how lame I was, and that I was going to die....Laugh #2.

Landed the two scalps for name in lights....Laugh #3

Upping from a field under heavy attack is risky...EXPECT to get whacked.

Thanks for the LAUGHS!

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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 02:13:58 PM »
Had some good laughs at A1 in LWOrange last night. Took a flak from the spawn point all the way to the field without being seen, and field was already deacked too! As soon as I got there other rooks in planes made it to A1, so I set up by a runway. Kept blowing the same 4 people away before Fringe got his little tank out and kiled me :) . Was so fun, 15 total kills :D

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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 02:34:23 PM »
I had a great laugh a week or two ago.  I was chasing a set of mid-level B24's (~6K) over one of our bases.  I took one failed pass and saw the guy spraying from the rear gun.  I also saw a mountain in front of us.  I held position just out of his guns range and he stayed in the rear guns as he augered all three buffs into the mountainside
:rofl

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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 02:42:26 PM »
:lol  I've been shot at by bombers 3.0k out before. Wonder if they know they can't hit that far. :lol

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 02:46:39 PM »
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I had a great laugh a week or two ago.  I was chasing a set of mid-level B24's (~6K) over one of our bases.  I took one failed pass and saw the guy spraying from the rear gun.  I also saw a mountain in front of us.  I held position just out of his guns range and he stayed in the rear guns as he augered all three buffs into the mountainside
:rofl

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oh please tell me you were rolling film :D
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2007, 02:49:35 PM »
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oh please tell me you were rolling film :D


No.  I never film.  Kind of wish I would have thoough.
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 02:51:50 PM »
These are GREAT, guys....

Please keep 'em coming!



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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 02:59:53 PM »
I was flying goon with field supps to a base under attack. i see 2 high Tiffs ib, im near a mountain side. they see me and proceed to dive on (both Tiffs). when they get 2k out i pull up  into a high yo/hammerhead against the side of the mountain. couple seconds later splatt-splatt 2 Tiff kills LOL.

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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 03:04:10 PM »
Last night I caught a guy low/slow in a pony and killed 'em quick (Was in a spit) and was then p.m.'d at length about what a dweeb I was, and how I would have been DEAD MEAT if I wasn't in a spit.

Over the next hour I caught a few assists on said player (who was in a la7 HO'ing everything in sight, flat turning, and dying dumb) and finally got him into the DA.

OH the whines.

This player was quite upset by my "phoney rules" that I used.  
(co alt, co e, same plane, guns cold 1st pass)  
They were even more upset after dying three times in a row in one move.

The fourth fight was hillarious.  They climbed above the agreed alt, and came in guns blazing trying to HO me on the initial merge.  They then extended out a few K, reversed, and tried again.  Killed 'em on the 3rd "try".  They couldn't even land a bullet.

They got mad and logged.

EVERYTHING was at fault EXCEPT for their flying according to them.  They died in 2 seconds because of the rules, or how AcesHigh was "wrong" and planes can't fly like that.  The player had no concept of what a merge was, or what to do outside of pointing their nose at you and holding down the trigger.

Boy I got a kick out of it all.

I then spent over an hour w/ a squaddie and 1SADS doing some training and had a blast.
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2007, 04:05:25 PM »
Bombvulching rawks.

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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2007, 04:28:00 PM »
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Bombvulching rawks.

Only topped by the rocket vulch.:D
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2007, 04:30:16 PM »
one time....in AH......







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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2007, 04:35:51 PM »
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Only topped by the rocket vulch.:D


i dont know i think bomb vulching is alittle tougher... it takes better timing
nothing better than catching a buff mission on the runway
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2007, 04:38:17 PM »
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i dont know i think bomb vulching is alittle tougher... it takes better timing
nothing better than catching a buff mission on the runway


Ahh but you get many, many more tries depending on your AC of choice.
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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 04:52:20 PM »
Top 5 ways you know you know you have arrived.... when:

5)  You get called a dweeb on 200.

4)  You are accused of cheating on 200.

3)  You get PM'd the same.

2)  They accuse HTC of making your side tougher than theirs.

The number one way you know you have made it....  

1)  Someone threatens to beat you up at the next Con.

If you got all 5, you are a god.  Welcome to Aces High!