Date: Tuesday October 30th
Time of hurtfulness_______1500_____am/pm
A. Is there permanent feeling damage yes/no
B. Did you need a tissue for the tears yes/no
Reasons for filing this report: Please circle Yes or no
1. I am thin skinned Yes/no
2. I am a ***** Yes/no
3. I have woman like hormones yes/no
4. I am a Queer yes/no
5. I am a little ***** yes/no
6. I am a cry baby yes/no
7. I want my mommy yes/no
8. All of the above yes (circle this one since all most likely apply)
Name of "Real Man" who hurt your sensitive little feelings:___beau32_____
If you feel that you need someone to hug go home to momy and let her hug you and change your diaper. If you feel as though you need to speak to someone to soothe you please call this number : 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL
Girly man who filed report:______Hoffy________
Signature of girly man:_____HoffZor_________
Real man (person who is being brought up on charges):____beau32____
Signature of Real man:________________________
Cause for Report
This... this person... on these forums he made a sheet and it made fun of meeee... and I don't like it, I want my MOMMY!!!!111!eleven.
He's a bad mean evil person and he should be BANNED!
People shouldn't be allowed to make fun of me, just because I'm sensitive, and I have friends that are girls that aren't girlfriends, and I wear sweaters around me neck, and I have a pedicure 3 times a week.
All joking aside... THIS is funny.
Taking bets on how many of these will actually be used. I shall now refer to such whiners as people in need of a Beau form. Is that okay with you?
