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Offline Swoop

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Is there a marijuana shortage in Florida?
« on: November 06, 2007, 11:54:41 AM »
Source:  http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/06/jenkem_warning/

Cops from Florida's Collier County have created a bit of a stir by declaring that local high school kids are getting high on fermented "fecal matter and urine", known as "Jenkem", or "Butthash"

According to The Smoking Gun, the memo itself - issued by Lieutenant Al Ganich - is real enough, and a shocking read it makes too.

It explains: "The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented.

"The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past."

Good Lord. The memo continues: "Once ingested the onset of the high takes approximately 10 seconds with the most severe hallucinations happening in approximately 20 minutes. Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness.

"The high has been described by subjects as a feeling of 'being out of it' and talking to dead people. The feeling of being 'out of it' may last for several hours or days. All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth and the fact that the taste continued for several days."

Well, the outrage merited a TV news follow-up, which casts a few doubts on whether Florida kiddies are really getting out of their boxes on brewed poop.

The Smoking Gun, meanwhile, says it's tried to contact Lieutenant Ganich, but he hasn't returned the calls. The site notes: "Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report... may be itself full of ****."

Well, the jury's out. Snopes.com's take on this possible urban myth in the making is that its status is "undetermined".

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What.......how.......I mean.......good grief Penfold.  Why?



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Offline croduh

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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 12:14:49 PM »
Time to start inhaling my fart

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meh old news
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2007, 12:22:43 PM »
this was actually first discoverd by cosmonauts who were known to be fond of farting in their space suits.  their natural poor hygiene and poor diet enhanced the euphoric effects of space farts.

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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2007, 12:58:04 PM »
Yeah... sounds a bit like "mellow yellow" funky bannana peels from the hippy days to me :rofl

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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2007, 01:52:12 PM »
Is life that bad, that out of desperation you ferment human waste to escape reality??? WTF!:huh

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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 03:35:37 PM »
What ever happened to sniffing white-out?

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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2007, 06:07:30 PM »
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What ever happened to sniffing white-out?


White-out when the way of the typewriter! :rofl

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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2007, 06:08:33 PM »
It's a piss poor crappy way to get high if ya ask me.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2007, 06:08:59 PM »
I just want to know who came up with the idea to do this in the first place.


I want to give him his own tv show.

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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2007, 06:17:17 PM »
Holy cheese.

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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2007, 06:20:12 PM »
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space farts.


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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2007, 06:39:54 PM »
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White-out when the way of the typewriter!
I still use White-Out, but it's a PITA to scrape it off the monitor.
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2007, 06:43:02 PM »
Liked your Brig. Gen Jack D. Ripper avatar better RPM. ;)

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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2007, 07:04:46 PM »
I call BS on that:lol