Author Topic: AquaShrimp (Read 675 times)

texasmom · « **on:** November 10, 2007, 08:29:25 AM »

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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Raider73, I'm going to give you the real scoop. Don't listen to these other guys, they are all computer nerds (half of them can't even get girlfriends). I'm a navy seal sniper btw.

I see that you got an A+ in gym Raider, thats outstanding. Believe it or not, this will be the most important class you will ever take. And thats good thinking, getting C's and D's in your other classes. You don't want to look like a nerd and get beat up in the Marines. We had a guy in our squad that mentioned he got an A in algebra. I can't even tell you what happened to that guy, but all of our socks were stained with blood for a month (think Full Metal Jacket).

You say you have yourself a pretty serious girlfriend? Well, you don't want to lose her do you? You need to go ahead and get her pregnant if you want to keep her, else she might try to date one of the guys that rides her bus. You seem like a pretty stand up guy, I think your ready for fatherhood.

Now its really your call on whether you want to finish high school Raider. All you really need to do is wait until your 17, then get your parents' permission to join the service. Whats history or algebra have to do with pulling the trigger on an m16? Absolutely nothing, thats what!

I'm going to leave you with one final bit of advice. Go watch all the Rambo movies (in order of course). After you've done that, get "WWRD" tatooed on your hand. Whenever you find yourself wondering what to do, look down at your hand and say outloud "What would Rambo do?".

Aquashrimp
Navy Seal Sniper
147 confirmed kills (289 counting women and children)

Aqua,
You great big lying dork. Quit saying watermelon like that! I almost blew coffee out of my dang nose. BTW, I removed this & started a new thread so raiders thread didn't get hijacked. There's enough watermelon here in your message to last for weeks just on it's own.

red26 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:35:56 AM »

And you say your a sniper, You should be giving him advice to help him make it to officer or something like that. You not a SEAL your a &*#@ing joke.

RED26

red26 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:36:36 AM »

Oh and Im with you TxMom

68Raptor · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:37:13 AM »

Thanks for starting a new thread Texasmom.

Aqua, That is some great stuff. All of it, very sound advice of a Dad telling his dumb son what he needs to to make it to adulthood. Then turning and slapping him upside the head for thinking its real

texasmom · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:38:39 AM »

LOL ~ WWRD ~

LePaul · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:39:28 AM »

AquaTard gives advice, that's hilarious. I'm sure the world of aeronautical engineers can't wait to hear his views on yet another jet fighter soon.

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:40:43 AM »

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Originally posted by red26
And you say your a sniper, You should be giving him advice to help him make it to officer or something like that. You not a SEAL your a &*#@ing joke.

RED26

How dare you say that I would lie on an internet message board. Time for me to take a little roadtrip.

texasmom · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2007, 08:42:40 AM »

Aqua, don't go getting all rowdy with red. You know you've already heard that from a thousand other people.

*edit* p.s. I don't take kindly to you threatening a fellow Texan there shrimp.

Tango · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:00:09 AM »

I wouldn't feel threatened by anyone who refers to himself as "Shrimp".

Captain Virgil Hilts · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:08:28 AM »

Hmm. Aquashemp, or is it Aquachimp, is Mr. Black? Whoda thunk?

Oh yeah, IN!

texasmom · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:09:11 AM »

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Originally posted by Tango
I wouldn't feel threatened by anyone who refers to himself as "Shrimp".

I think he was just joshing around, like all his other posts.

storch · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:53:38 AM »

some of you folks need to look up the word humor. funny stuff aquashrimp.

Tango · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2007, 10:05:28 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
some of you folks need to look up the word humor. funny stuff aquashrimp.

If that was an attempt at humor, it was a very bad attempt. Andrew "Dice" Clay would have done a better job.

68Raptor · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2007, 10:07:18 AM »

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Originally posted by Tango
If that was an attempt at humor, it was a very bad attempt. Andrew "Dice" Clay would have done a better job.

Dice would have been edited WAY too much though!

kamilyun · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2007, 10:07:43 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
some of you folks need to look up the word humor. funny stuff aquashrimp.

No doubt.