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Offline Neubob

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Ode to Lazs--top 10 reasons men are better than women.
« on: November 12, 2007, 07:18:19 PM »
Just for fun, guys....

I was just wondering when somebody would start a site like this, and then I came across this gem.

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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 09:08:30 PM »
"Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man bellybutton kicking for the day."

LOLLLz:rofl :aok

The whole section "4.Men wear watches." is classic.
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 10:15:40 PM »
OMG I snotted on myself ! :rofl

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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2007, 11:54:10 PM »
HAHAHAHA

 Of course men are better than women!

Why else would we pick you guys as our opposite sex.

What mystifies me is why men think men are better... :confused:

seems kinda gay to me :rofl

oh well... whatever floats you guy's boats! :cool:

I am glad some of ya think we women are better! :aok

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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2007, 11:58:18 PM »
PFFFT BWAHAHAHA :rofl :rofl :cry
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 12:24:05 AM »
The list was pretty funny; But remember to stop by the post responses on the way out. That's half the show, right there!!!! :lol

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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2007, 07:19:52 AM »
I thought this was all rather lame. Guess I'm just...odd.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 07:42:45 AM »
everyone already knows all that stuff anyway tho right?

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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 11:49:05 AM »
I dunno, the guy doesn't sound like much of a man to me.  Sounds more like a little kid with a foul mouth having a temper tantrum.
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 01:14:58 PM »
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Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.


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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 01:22:50 PM »
LMAO

"Men are a lot like dogs. That’s right, that’s what I said. Talk to any woman about anything and eventually she’ll tell you exactly the same thing.

Men are dogs.

Of course, just like any other time a woman opens her mouth, she doesn’t have any **** clue what she’s talking about. She’s right only because women vomit words from their mouths with such a frequency that eventually she has to be right, even though she’s probably contradicting something she’s just said, or possibly jibbering in a language she doesn’t know.

If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping Network and a credit card on speed dial. That’s why men are better pet owners than women; because the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck."

This guy might give the guy from ultimatepower (the ninja kid) a run for his money in the way he writes.