Jack was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was
waiting for the manager to finish waiting on a customer. When the manager was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot? "He replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Jack had sent her to buy, and the manager went to the back room to find it.
From the back room he yelled, "you wanna screw for
that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot
