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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2007, 07:23:15 PM »
$200 + compensation for all wages lost if injured.

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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2007, 07:28:12 PM »
you old enough to get a job now vort>?
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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2007, 07:31:02 PM »
5 grand to get whacked by a w.b. bat?

where can I sign up?

I would prob. do it for $200.00 (per hit)

havin' been hit by one, them suckers sting like heck, but I doubt you'll break a rib.


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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2007, 07:41:30 PM »
ill let them hit me in the cheek cause a certain poster said that it will only connect with bone and not hurt. :D
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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2007, 08:45:13 PM »
How much are you willing to pay?
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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2007, 09:55:17 PM »
he has to stand directly behind while doing so, and every time he hits me I get to cut a nasty broccoli taco bell, onion fart..  

if HE lasts longer then 10 wacks ill pay HIM.

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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2007, 10:28:06 PM »
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How much are you willing to pay?


To hit or get hit?

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« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2007, 11:32:59 PM »
My friend snapped his nipple with a rubber band for a pile of change in a poker match... so I'd have to say...

umm... depends on how much I've been drinking.

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« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2007, 11:38:13 PM »
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To hit or get hit?


To hit me with the wiffle bat. You're the one with the deal, what's your opening offer.
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« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2007, 11:38:28 PM »
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Here's the hypo:

180 man, 5'10'', no special athetlic ability
he's got a standard whiffleball bat
he gets to hit you across the back (no neck or head) as hard as he can
you're wearing nothing but a teeshirt
what is the minimum amount of money you would take to endure the ensuing injury?


Geez,, cmon over, $10.00 a swing, take as many as you want. If just a whiffle ball bat, ya big girls.

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« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2007, 11:40:27 PM »
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I'm asking for $5000, because the chances of a broken rib or bruised kidney are high enough to be worth considering.


from a whiffle ball bat?  Only if you are quite frail.

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« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2007, 11:43:20 PM »
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Geez,, cmon over, $10.00 a swing, take as many as you want. If just a whiffle ball bat, ya big girls.


I'm honestly sitting here wondering if the wiffle ball bat is different in other places...



I'd easily do it for 10 bucks a hit.  Given the wiffle ball bat I know...  But then again, as far as I know, the wiffle ball bat in other regions may have spikes on it.
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« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2007, 12:36:57 AM »
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Ok, I will try to answer all of your questions...

Just one hit, not multiple hits.
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The only clothing you are allowed to wear is a teeshirt.

So, naked except for a t-shirt, and just one whack with a wiffle ball bat.  I'd like to think this would be the first time this has been done, but something tells me the Intardnet already has this on video.
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« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2007, 01:11:03 AM »
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So, naked except for a t-shirt, and just one whack with a wiffle ball bat.  I'd like to think this would be the first time this has been done, but something tells me the Intardnet already has this on video.


What if he he's momentarily blinded by the sun and hits me in the balls?

In that case if his pockets are deep enough to afford you all then he can afford a super model wife. I want her. And the super model daughter. And the super model dog. :aok
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« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2007, 01:37:10 AM »