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Offline cav58d

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Alternate ending to Top Gun
« on: November 14, 2007, 11:40:18 PM »
Read this on another site...

"Wouldn't it be funny if when Maveric throws Goose's nameplate into the ocean at the end , we saw the nameplate land in a whale's blowhole and see the whale choke to death."

HAHAHA
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Offline Neubob

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Alternate ending to Top Gun
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 12:26:35 AM »
I thought it would be funnier if he lost his balance, fell overboard, was sucked under the carrier and spit into the wake with his head chopped off.

Offline SteveBailey

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Re: Alternate ending to Top Gun
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 01:31:55 AM »
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Originally posted by cav58d
Read this on another site...

"Wouldn't it be funny if when Maveric throws Goose's nameplate into the ocean at the end , we saw the nameplate land in a whale's blowhole and see the whale choke to death."

HAHAHA


George Costanza would arrive by SCUBA and save the whale.

Offline Scherf

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 02:06:18 AM »
I thought this was where Ice and Mav declare their undying love one another and get all oiled up for beach v'ball.
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 03:34:38 AM »
Xenu descends from space and kidnaps maverick. Maverick is then forced to pilot interstellar DC-10s (or is it DC-8s?) for the rest of his miserable existence.
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 06:51:08 AM »
DC-8's

I thought the ending was when Maverick and Ice were debating who was going to be on top...

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Alternate ending to Top Gun
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 07:37:08 AM »
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Originally posted by -tronski-
DC-8's

I thought the ending was when Maverick and Ice were debating who was going to be on top...

You can be my wingman anytime...
Bull****, you can be mine


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Ahhh but that was just foreplay.
I hear they cut out what came afterwards.
Where Mav and Iceman went and took a long soapy shower together.

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Offline john9001

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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 08:39:49 AM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
They are after all..in the Navy |

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flash back to the village people singing "in the navy" :eek: