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Offline Oogly50

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« on: November 15, 2007, 08:51:32 PM »
You believe it?

I'm doing some research on "brown noise" to see if it even exists.

Supposedly, it's a note SOOO low that the human body does not hear it, but feels it.  It tightens your bowels and then POOSH, you shat yourself.

I did something on youtube, but it could all just be psychological.  Upon watching this video, once it said the brown noise began, my head tingled and my head felt like it was being squeezed.  

Then I got tummy ache.  Is this psychological?  OR Actually real.

Is it even a real noise?  I certainly don't HEAR anything.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZqKGsuW1w

P.S.  My ears are VEERY sensitive.  I can hear like a dog.  (Not that extreme, but really well.)

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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 08:54:03 PM »
Thought mythbusters did that one at one time a while back and said that its a myth, brown noise does not make you crap your drawers
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 09:00:03 PM »
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Thought mythbusters did that one at one time a while back and said that its a myth, brown noise does not make you crap your drawers


I question the veracity of their experiment.


I think they did not allow for ample distance for the sound's wave length, so they wouldn't have both heard it (assuming the human ear could) or really feel its strength.
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Offline Oogly50

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 09:10:54 PM »
Actually, brown noise can't be heard... only felt.  

Mythbusters aside, what did you experience when you watched the vid?
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Offline RTR

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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 09:21:14 PM »
I pooped just from reading this thread! :D

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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 09:24:57 PM »
I had to drop a deuce before listening to that and it did not make me feel any worse......oh crap......gotta go now though laters!
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 10:06:54 PM »
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Re: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 10:16:11 PM »
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Originally posted by Oogly50
You believe it?

I'm doing some research on "brown noise" to see if it even exists.

Supposedly, it's a note SOOO low that the human body does not hear it, but feels it.  It tightens your bowels and then POOSH, you shat yourself.


Is it even a real noise?  I certainly don't HEAR anything.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZqKGsuW1w
:aok



wouldnt work off a computer anyway. i doubt anyone even builds home use speakers with a low enough frequency response.
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 12:40:38 AM »
welp..... i went ahead and watched the video. I didn't get the urge to poo, but I did go out and buy another piece of shyte truck.

Oolgly you owe me $9000.00 (CDN please).

Dayam!  don't do that again! (you can't afford it!)

RTR
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2007, 01:30:18 AM »
Brown noise is generated when I have an assplosion.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2007, 04:11:31 AM »
I just htought the O`club was headed for the crapper before this. :rofl
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Offline Angus

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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2007, 05:47:08 AM »
My 1 year old just filled her nappy when I looked at this thread :D
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2007, 06:23:00 AM »
there was some brown noise here and *poof* ricky williams returns to the dolphins
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 09:47:16 AM »
I could stand to punch out a grumpy. I'll give it a listen.
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2007, 11:37:05 AM »
and here i thought this was another hillary clinton thread.
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