Author Topic: Postage Stamp fails?  (Read 268 times)

Offline wrag

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Postage Stamp fails?
« on: November 19, 2007, 12:55:27 PM »
The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of now US Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation. The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the 'Hillary' postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side.
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

Offline wrag

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Postage Stamp fails?
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2007, 12:57:08 PM »
Had to add this one too...........

Bumper sticker spotted on a pick up truck on loop 610 in Houston, Texas, on Oct 30, 2007:

"I WISH HILLARY HAD MARRIED OJ"
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

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Postage Stamp fails?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2007, 12:58:27 PM »
I doubt the veracity of this report.

I don't think there is any wrong way to spit on Hillary Clinton.

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Re: Postage Stamp fails?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2007, 05:05:40 PM »
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Originally posted by wrag
The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of now US Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation. The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the 'Hillary' postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side.


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