Sam Diamond:  "I can't figure you out Charlie.  You're smart.  You look good and you smell nice.  I Know you're not a pansie...I know you're not that...but what the hell are ya?
Dick Charleston:  I'm not sure I know what you mean.
Sam:  Listen, Charlie...let me ask ya a question.  Did ya ever make it with a waitress?
Dick:  I beg your pardon?
Sam:  Did ya ever make it with a waitress?  A big, fat, smelly waitress.  Let me tell ya Charlie, you've never had it till you've had it with a big, fat waitress.  If you're ever interested...give me a call.