reminds me of a joke.
A man is set to have the experince of not one but two women comming over his house to have sex with him at the same time.
Concerned he will be unable to perform for both of them he heads to the drugstore and exlpains situation to the pharmacist and asks if he has anything that might help him.
reaching under the counter. The pharmacist pulls out two brown packets with a big red X on ithem and tells the man.
"Just one of these will have you going like a pornstar all night"
The man says "I'll take two then"
Pays for them and leaves the store
the next day the man staggers into the drugstore holding his pants out away from his body. when he gets to the counter he lets go of his pants and they fall to the floor exposing the mans noodle.
To his horror the pharmacist see's it. Its all black and blue battered and bleeding with bits of skin hanging off in some areas.
He looks up at the man and the man says
"I'll take two tubes of Ben Gay"
The pharmacist exclaims. "You cant put Ben Gay on THAT!"
The man replies.
"Im not. Its for my arms.
The girls never showed up"
