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Offline 68ptdapp

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« on: November 20, 2007, 10:49:00 PM »
I have been sitting here and drinking..(WHO WOULD GUESS)  and i have just realized i am on my ast beer.... WAHT DO I DOOOOOOO???

BEER PLCES ARE CLOSED

 and i have only 1 left...whaaaaaa
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Offline SkyRock

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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 11:39:12 PM »
option 1    sleep
option 2    Dr. tichenors :D
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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 11:43:54 PM »
I'd go w/option #1.  "Make your uvula an innie?" LOL
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 12:03:01 AM »
Last beer? Heh, amateurs.
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 12:11:34 AM »
use the last beer to chase down an ambien.

Actually, don't do that.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 12:12:32 AM »
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I have been sitting here and drinking..(WHO WOULD GUESS)  and i have just realized i am on my ast beer.... WAHT DO I DOOOOOOO???

BEER PLCES ARE CLOSED

 and i have only 1 left...whaaaaaa


Thats easy.

When you run out of beer
Crack open the Burbon
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 07:47:12 AM »
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Last beer? Heh, amateurs.


Yeah I would have to agree on that.

Rule number one if you live in furnished home is to never get down to a level were you no longer have atleast a 12 hour supply of alcohol for you and your guests.

Sooooo... either dump your firends, or makes sure you have a large supply.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 07:55:09 AM »
noob....never get in that situation in the first place. NOW if you do then get some sleep and first thing in the morning on the way to school or work stop by the store and buy at least 3 cases. Send one to the address I am PMing you and keep the other two for yourself. The one you will send to me is for payment since you asked for drunk advice.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2007, 08:32:27 AM »
what sucks is some people don't know places like where I live exist. a suburb of Milwaukee, the HOME of beer, and in every county Mil and around, no liquor sales for take home use after 9 PM. you can go to a bar until 1:30 AM but can't buy a 6 pack of beer @ 8:55 PM because the stores freak out about selling after 9 and shut down their registers.

sorry it just really pisses me off, especially when the hours I was working was noon - 9 PM
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2007, 08:46:10 AM »
that's pretty noobish behavior.  around here we don't have blue laws or anything remotely resembling limitations on the sales of alcohol but frau storch knows better than to leave me unstoked.  in my effort to lose weight (currently plateaued at 217-219 lbs) the doc has recommended that I minimize my alcohol consumption so I have but it's comforting to see the beer fridge full of beer and the garage stacked with many twelve packs.
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2007, 08:47:39 AM »
Party at Storch's place!

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Offline SkyRock

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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2007, 09:03:59 AM »
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that's pretty noobish behavior.  around here we don't have blue laws or anything remotely resembling limitations on the sales of alcohol but frau storch knows better than to leave me unstoked.  in my effort to lose weight (currently plateaued at 217-219 lbs) the doc has recommended that I minimize my alcohol consumption so I have but it's comforting to see the beer fridge full of beer and the garage stacked with many twelve packs.


Yeah, I have been on a little diet meself, 6'3" 205, but I like being around 185.  Beer is my last bastion of dietless endulgence though!  Good to hear someone keeps stock!:aok
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2007, 09:20:07 AM »
I lived in an area with those stupid alcohol laws...  The net effect was that I kept a rather large stockpile on hand all the time and ended up drinking well over triple the amount I would have otherwise.

Those laws are retarded but many Americans (I call most of them democrats but non-conservative republicans do it too) simply cannot resist the opportunity to encode into law their own personal opinions about what everyone else ought to be doing.

Eating fish gives me a headache...  It's a migraine trigger for me.  Maybe I should try to get a law passed that bans fish sales from 8pm friday through 6AM Monday.  That would solve the immense moral cesspit we have when all you other sinners eat fish over the weekend, when everyone knows that if I also eat fish with you guys I'll get a migraine.

Plus it's a proven fact that killing fish hurts the earth, hurts the fish, and causes global warming.  Just ask al gore and his geneva based wizards council (they don't use actual science so they must come to their conclusions via magical means).

Damn busybodies.  Ron Paul has it right... Repeal everything but the constitution and start over (right after hanging the lawyers).
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2007, 12:58:20 PM »
At least the moral cesspit which is SF has the liquor laws right...  :D

Vodka at the grocery store on sale on Sunday :aok
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2007, 01:48:48 PM »
In MN we can't buy off-sale after 8 PM or on Sundays and you have to go to a liquor store.

When I lived in NY you could buy it anytime at any grocery or convenience store but... they only had beer, to get harder alchohol you had to go to the liquor store.  To get a broader selection of beer you had to go to the beverage mart (who only had beer and soda).

When we stopped one day in Vermont to have dinner on the deck of this bar/restaurant, they wouldn't serve us alchohol outside because you couldn't drink in view of the public.

When my brother first moved to Wyoming, they had drive-up windows at the liquor stores and you could drive up and order a mixed drink and drive away.

Funny how varied the laws are around the country.
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