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« on: November 23, 2007, 11:02:31 AM »
CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten  by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.:D


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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2007, 11:04:45 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2007, 11:25:07 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 11:31:00 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl  Whatsa Cincinnati Bengal?


















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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2007, 11:38:51 AM »
Around here, the joke is told exactly the same except you replace Cincinnati with "St. Louis Rams"
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 11:42:59 AM »
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CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten  by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.:D


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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2007, 11:46:35 AM »
You could put the Jets in there too

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 11:48:32 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 11:56:59 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 12:07:39 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2007, 01:16:50 PM »
wow, that even seemed funny to a brit.


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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 01:22:19 PM »
Same thing In texas, but It's the Dallas Cowboys.. They are doing pretty good this year but Greenbays going to stomp them......:D
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 02:08:06 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 02:41:46 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2007, 05:05:45 PM »
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