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Offline Tac

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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2007, 06:16:54 PM »
Dr. Gupta says its a rare form of allergy.

Namely, you've become allergic to your monkey.

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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2007, 01:03:21 AM »
Benadryl, Claratin, Allegra. One of those 3 should solve your problem.
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2007, 01:48:15 AM »
Ouch ~ it must be painful to sneeze that much.  Hope that works out for ya!
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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2007, 02:11:08 AM »
Reminds me of an Off Color joke about a guy on an Airline... ya see he'd sneeze then unzip his...... nevermind....

Stop sniffin pepper ya perv!!!

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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2007, 02:15:36 AM »
Nuebob: Doctor, every time I sneeze I have a mind blowing orgasm!
Doctor:   My that is unusual, have you been taking anything for it?
Nuebob: Black pepper...
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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2007, 02:22:59 AM »
IIRC excessive sneezing is bad for your brains.  You should ask a doctor about it if you haven't already.
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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2007, 07:04:05 AM »
When I was at my parents for thanksgiving my mom said the newest thing is to spray water up your nose or sniff it or something. Try doing that with vodka and report back. That should clear your sinuses out.
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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2007, 07:07:52 AM »
Keep blowing your nose as often as possible.

Old radio trick.

I did radio for 23 years....never sneezed on air.



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« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2007, 07:21:30 AM »