Sam Diamond: "I can't figure you out Charlie. You're smart. You look good and you smell nice. I Know you're not a pansie...I know you're not that...but what the hell are ya?
Dick Charleston: I'm not sure I know what you mean.
Sam: Listen, Charlie...let me ask ya a question. Did ya ever make it with a waitress?
Dick: I beg your pardon?
Sam: Did ya ever make it with a waitress? A big, fat, smelly waitress. Let me tell ya Charlie, you've never had it till you've had it with a big, fat waitress. If you're ever interested...give me a call.