Author Topic: Don't mess with Jimmy Dean... (Read 934 times)

shamroc · « **on:** November 30, 2007, 10:15:25 AM »

...and don't mess with TEXAS !
http://www.break.com/index/angry-jimmy-dean-sausage-customer.html

God Bless Texas.

That is all.

Shamroc

scottydawg · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2007, 10:37:08 AM »

Man, if there were only some forum where you would post threads that have nothing to do with Aces High...

That would be cool.

68ROX · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2007, 10:47:47 AM »

Is that an average citizen?

68ROX

scottydawg · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2007, 10:58:17 AM »

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Originally posted by 68ROX
Is that an average citizen?

68ROX

Dunno, but that is one funny audio clip.

"a woman, that's a little plump, Scotch girl"

A couple dozen eggs?? No wonder we're a nation of fatties.

Some people have entirely too much free time and get wound up about the stupidest things.

Maverick · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2007, 11:03:31 AM »

Some little consumer geekaroid.....

storch · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2007, 11:10:51 AM »

john9001 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2007, 12:02:15 PM »

he likes Jimmy Dean sausage for breakfast , along with his eggs and t-bone steak.

Redlegs · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2007, 12:08:27 PM »

"son of a b1tch, someone needs their prettythang kicked"

shamroc · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2007, 12:19:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Redlegs
"son of a b1tch, someone needs their prettythang kicked"

FRIED CHICKIN'S & ASSKICKIN'S !!!!!

Shamroc

Max · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2007, 01:15:49 PM »

Maybe he should just griddle up a couple dozen pancakes

eagl · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2007, 06:15:28 PM »

As funny as it was, the first part of the complaint was actually pretty good. The guy explained exactly what he was unhappy about, why he was unhappy about, explained local market conditions, and stated his position as a consumer that he would not purchase multiple downsized products in place of discontinued products.

There is a hitch in the audio so I suspect that there may have been some heavy editing of at least two clips there. The second part after the hitch was laced with a lot more profanity and the voice doesn't sound quite the same either, so the second half sounds like it was faked or added in later.

68ROX · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2007, 06:25:41 PM »

I'll re-phrase, your honor.

Is that an average citizen of Texas?

If so, I want to sell them Whole Life Insurance on direct.

They'll all be dead in 20 years.

I'll make about $75,000 on just this one family.

Are there MORE Texans like this?

I need a Texas reciprical licence.

Pork....the breakfast food designed to kill you.

68ROX

texasmom · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2007, 07:19:23 PM »

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Originally posted by scottydawg
"a woman, that's a little plump, Scotch girl"

LOL! Loved it:rofl

Maverick · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2007, 08:21:27 PM »

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Originally posted by 68ROX
I'll re-phrase, your honor.

Is that an average citizen of Texas?

If so, I want to sell them Whole Life Insurance on direct.

They'll all be dead in 20 years.

I'll make about $75,000 on just this one family.

Are there MORE Texans like this?

I need a Texas reciprical licence.

Pork....the breakfast food designed to kill you.

68ROX

An insurance salesman?!?!?!?! EEEEEWWWWEEEEEE That's almost as bad as as shoe salesman!

Gunthr · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2007, 08:50:10 PM »

I love breakfasts like that. eggs over easy. hash brown taters. fried green tomaters , Two 12 oz tubes of Jimmy Dean Sausage ground up with 40 mg of Lipitor (may substitute one of the statins) and white gravy and biscuits. mmmboy...

Author Topic: Don't mess with Jimmy Dean... (Read 934 times)

storch