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Offline Swoop

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« on: December 03, 2007, 05:26:19 AM »



Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 05:31:07 AM »
oscar$%%^^$$$  HO!
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 06:30:32 AM »
Airlines doing their part to kill Christmas
Death is no easy answer
For those who wish to know
Ask those who have been before you
What fate the future holds
It ain't pretty

Offline mentalguy

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 06:34:28 AM »
Hitech didn't win that HO on X-mas.
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 07:46:13 AM »
PWNT!
Ron White says you can't fix stupid. I beg to differ. Stupid will usually sort itself out, it's just a matter of making sure you're not close enough to become collateral damage.

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 08:04:04 AM »
Airlines win again.

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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 08:08:18 AM »
CAUSE: The elf pilot's failure to 'See and avoid' traffic.  Contributing cause, lack of an electrical system and appropriate transponder on the flying sleigh.
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 09:58:47 AM »
Shortly after the massive lay offs at North Pole Inc. Captain Rudolph (The RedNosed) Reindeer sought revenge on the first day of his new job.

:D

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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 10:31:38 AM »
---RADAR  INOP---


 (Usually a placard on/near the inoperative system... so the Pilot in command won't/ can't use it)


  for all you pilot's  out there... MEL item-- for VFR use--

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Offline FiLtH

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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 02:22:22 PM »
Funny pic..but captioning should be used when the pic doesnt speak for itself. Just sayin :P

~AoM~

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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 03:20:53 PM »
Co pilot to Captain.

I think you've made the permanent naughty list.
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2007, 03:30:08 PM »
Captain to Co Pilot...

I don't think we have to worry about a "List" any more.

:D

Mac

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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2007, 06:31:10 PM »
Co pilot to Captain,

Since you just made Christmas presents from Santa no longer an option for the rest of the world, I wouldn't worry about that pension of yours anymore once it becomes known. Been nice knowin ya "dead man walking".









So there Mac! :p
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2007, 06:57:42 PM »
"Santa got run over by a Boeing,
Flyin' home from our house christmas eve,
You can say there is no such thing as santa,
But as for me and pilots we beleive

He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
and we begged him not to go,
But he forgot his medication,
So he flew off into the snow

They found him christmas morning,
Lying on the tarmac,
There were tire marks across his forehead,
and an incriminating 767 on his back

Santa got run over by a Boeing,
Flyin' home from our house christmas eve,
You can say there is no such thing as santa,
But as for me and pilots we beleive

We are all so proud of the pilot,
He's been takin it so well,
See him flying trans con,
Drinking beer and foolin with a flight attendent named Mel,"

Read to the tune of "grandma got run over by a reindeer"

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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2007, 07:00:41 PM »
As a Retired Elf my pension doesn't keep up with the level of Reindeer living.

Santa is slowing taking away the benifits.

I'm still shoveling chit, healthcare sux and wishing I was still in my Elfin Green.

Santa Sux.

:p

Mac

Wait we're talking about Santa Claus?...

Never mind...

Good bloke, eats well. Jolly old chap.



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