A new phone that makes access to the web as easy as possible.
I have no freakin' idea which one I'd get (any suggestions?

) and I'm locked into Verizon for 8 more months.
Actually, I think what I want doesn't exist, but it would be: phone, Wi-Fi web browser, 50 GB memory for songs, movies, etc, full QWERTY keyboard with a few programmable buttons, GPS navigation device.
Could be bigger than a current phone, if the space is allotted to the screen and keyboard. Maybe something the size of the bigger iPods that opens up.