A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He
would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to
reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company
commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"
However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed,
he reported "Five killed and I let one go." "Let one go?" roared the
company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"
"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood
up and yelled 'Hillary is a *itch!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow
Republican!"
