Author Topic: What I remembered (Read 400 times)

clerick · « **on:** December 05, 2007, 07:46:43 PM »

So, i figured that today i would start my first batch of Chili. I got distracted and forgot to put on these...

while i was preparing these.

Its Minnesota and its winter, so the air is dry and so are my hands...

Needless to say now my hands are...

To compound matters I've been tossing back a few...

and i really had to...

It's a slow process. First you don't think about it, but then it builds and just when your mind catches onto it you think "Stupid, stupid stupid!!!"

The moral of the story: Use a glove or risk a chili willie.

ChickenHawk · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2007, 08:16:17 PM »

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2007, 08:33:57 PM »

Now we're cookin!

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2007, 08:37:23 PM »

Outstanding report. I wonder how the chili would turn out.

clerick · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2007, 09:30:38 PM »

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Originally posted by Maverick

Outstanding report. I wonder how the chili would turn out.

Finally simmered down enough and MMMMMMMMMMMMighty tasty!

RTR · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2007, 09:39:03 PM »

ROFL!

sgt203 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2007, 03:31:56 AM »

lmao.......

SD67 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2007, 03:35:16 AM »

This reminds me of that time in the dark when a jar of Vicks was confused for a jar of Vaseline....
Needless to say I never saw her again.

JB88 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2007, 04:05:09 AM »

you got no freakin nose or somethin?

clerick · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:30:14 AM »

Mmmmm good! Was well worth the UTIesque burning...

The Tabasco wold be there to cool it down...

AGM65 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2007, 03:13:42 PM »

Reminds me of a friend in Oregon. He was always claiming that pepper spray had no effect on him. So one night we and a police officer friend put it to the test. Well, no effect on his face. However, he rubbed the pepper spray into his face with his bare hands. Five minutes later he attended to an itchy problem. One minute later ,*jumping up and down all over the house*, "My b****, my b****, they're burning, OW FIRE!"