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Offline Bodhi

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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« on: December 07, 2007, 12:59:23 AM »
Why is it that every time I visit Texas, that I see people habitually throwing their trash out the window.  I mean come on... driving down the 30 to the 20 is like driving through a dump...  wtf is up with this?
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 01:05:03 AM »
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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 06:03:13 AM »
If you think Texas is bad... stay outa California!
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Offline AWMac

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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 06:14:00 AM »
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

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Offline DiabloTX

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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 07:22:24 AM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

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LAWLZ, said the myopically focused respondant to any thread about Texas!

LAWLZ!

And Bodhi, it's not nearly as bad as it used to be, not even close.
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Offline soda72

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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2007, 07:50:54 AM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

Mac

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Even if they split Texas into three other states it would still be bigger than oklahoma...
:p

Bigger is better... just ask any woman...
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Offline texasmom

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Re: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 11:17:57 AM »
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Originally posted by Bodhi
Why is it that every time I visit Texas, that I see people habitually throwing their trash out the window.  I mean come on... driving down the 30 to the 20 is like driving through a dump...  wtf is up with this?


I know, we keep kicking those tourists out that trash up our roads... but they love it so much here that they keep coming back!
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Offline Rich46yo

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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2007, 11:25:37 AM »
Texas is right up there with Montana as my favorite states. Ive never been in a state with so many beautiful woman as Texas. And they love to shoot, to hunt, to drink beer....Which makes them even more perfect.
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 11:36:30 AM »
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Texas is right up there with Montana as my favorite states. Ive never been in a state with so many beautiful woman as Texas. And they love to shoot, to hunt, to drink beer....Which makes them even more perfect.



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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 02:57:13 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

Mac

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You're ah ah ah... OKIE??? AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl

Just teasin ya, dear.

But we want full back rent on the part of Texas we gave ya to use.

We are also going to hit up New Mexico, Kansas, Colorado, and Wyoming for back rent on the parts of Texas we are letting them squat on as well! :D

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Offline Jackal1

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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2007, 07:09:48 AM »
This problem started when the Yankees stopped being Yankees and became Damn Yankees.
I assume everyone knows the difference. :)
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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2007, 07:16:54 AM »
A Texans worst nightmare " A Yankee with a U haul" :rofl

Anything north of the Red River is Yankee Land

And Keep sending more tourists Im running out of targets:D
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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2007, 10:00:05 AM »
Yeah, I don't know why Mac's always saying we hate Okies ~ seriously. Ain't we the friendliest people ya ever met?
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Offline LTARokit

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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2007, 10:58:38 AM »
Mac you need to git on back across that boarder now.............if not I'm gonna have ta break out the ole SuperGlue again :O

(watches cloud of dust form with Mac leading it :lol )

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Offline AKIron

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OK, so what's the deal Texas?
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2007, 02:03:59 PM »
I think most of the Texas highways are pretty clean but there are areas where people just don't give a ****. I remember before the anti-litter campaign of the 60's though and the highways then looked like a garbage dump.



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