Author Topic: Ask Me No Questions, I'll Tell You No Lies  (Read 218 times)

Offline rpm

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« on: December 09, 2007, 03:25:39 AM »
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Here are two questions I sent to the Office of National Drug Control Policy-

1. What is the ONDCP policy for drug testing employees?
2. What is the ONDCP policy for past drug use in employment screening?

Here is the response I got from Krystal, a tax payer funded propogandist

If you can provide us with more specific information as to why you are requesting information about internal ONDCP operations and please also supply us with information on how you intend to use the information as that may help expedite your request.Please let us know if you have any questions.

Thank you,

Krystal
Content Specialist
ONDCP Clearinghouse

That's a direct quote. Krystal managed to use the word information 4 times in one sentence. You would think I was asking for George Bush's cell phone number. It is clear that the qualifications for federal propoganda specialist are not that high.


I wonder if her last name is Goebbels?
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 03:40:18 AM »
I'd seriously question her if in fact she is snorting Midol on a regular basis.

Seems some people that feel they have Power have issues.

This woman has issues.

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 05:25:09 AM »
I'd think this was a joke if I didn't know the guy.
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 09:50:52 AM »
shouldn't that information be available to the public since we pay their frigging salaries?

You should not be able to get personal info but general HR stuff should be available.

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2007, 10:15:19 AM »
Krystal?  Pretty creative government PR persona.  Who's the prez, Thor?
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