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Offline Latrobe

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« on: December 09, 2007, 03:53:27 AM »
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 03:55:15 AM »
The answer to your question is yes, it was a woman driver.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 05:08:04 AM »
haji - "okay, you tell me again why we putting car in back of truck."

ishmael - "for because i loaded it with the explosives but now it not working and we have to blow up the market this morning.  so i say to myself...ishmel, why not just transfer explosive car to back of truck and drive truck to market.

haji - ohhh that ishmael...thats a good idea...maybe allah give you extra virgins for effort?!

both - ha ha ha ha ...allah ackbar.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2007, 05:11:30 AM by JB88 »
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 05:16:20 AM »
European truck giving birth assisted by a team of automechanics.
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Offline SD67

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2007, 05:31:47 AM »
"When a spare tyre just won't do"
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2007, 05:35:53 AM »
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Originally posted by JB88
haji - "okay, you tell me again why we putting car in back of truck."

ishmael - "for because i loaded it with the explosives but now it not working and we have to blow up the market this morning.  so i say to myself...ishmel, why not just transfer explosive car to back of truck and drive truck to market.

haji - ohhh that ishmael...thats a good idea...maybe allah give you extra virgins for effort?!

both - ha ha ha ha ...allah ackbar.
Heheheheh, JB, you are one sick son of a *****.:lol
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 07:38:04 AM »
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European truck giving birth assisted by a team of automechanics.


lol
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 09:41:54 AM »
1.  Remedial Carjacking 100.

2.  Thanks, guys, she may have gotten the house, but now she doesn't get my car too!

3.  Russian Doll Vehicle System:  truck, car, bike, skates.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2007, 09:45:59 AM by Halo »
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2007, 09:49:00 AM »
9 months ago that truck was rear-ended by a Peugot....
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2007, 10:10:55 AM »
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9 months ago that truck was rear-ended by a Peugot....


I always thought this would not happen if it occured in the rear end?
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2007, 10:29:54 AM »
The Soviets tried to duplicate the Knight Rider project. Unfortunately, they never mastered DRIVING the car into the truck's trailer.
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2007, 11:57:40 AM »
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Heheheheh, JB, you are one sick son of a *****.:lol [/QUOTE

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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2007, 12:05:07 PM »
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Russian Doll Vehicle System:  truck, car, bike, skates.

:lol :aok
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2007, 12:21:16 PM »
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European truck giving birth assisted by a team of automechanics.


 Yup thats were I was headed :)
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2007, 05:36:48 PM »
now i told you this was too big maybe if we turn it sideways
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