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Offline Halo

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Oprah: Yes or No?
« on: December 09, 2007, 06:58:38 PM »
Don't smirk too much or laugh too loud before you answer these two questions:

1.  Will Oprah be elected vice president in 2008?  Yes or No?  

2.  Will Oprah ever be elected to any political office?  Yes or No?
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 06:59:00 PM »
no
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 07:05:37 PM »
No
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 07:13:22 PM »
i doubt it , she makes too much money, $60 million + a year with her show and no body criticizes her on her job, she will never give that up. But you never know what some peoples secret ambitions are.  She might like to be secretary of state.

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2007, 07:14:53 PM »
Why would she take the pay cut?
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2007, 07:18:05 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 07:27:46 PM »
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Why would she take the pay cut?


To prove that a fat black man with a weave can be elected president?

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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 07:31:37 PM »
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Why would she take the pay cut?


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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2007, 07:31:46 PM »
Oprah is a racist, the only white people she likes are very rich and famous one.  Otherwise, she is all about the black people.  If Obama were white, she would not be stumping for him.
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2007, 09:35:03 PM »
lol

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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 08:38:27 AM »
oprah who?

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