Author Topic: The old lady who swallowed a fly (Read 911 times)

texasmom · « **on:** December 10, 2007, 06:46:01 PM »

Any of you remember that one?

Today I did swallow a fly. It was completely disgusting. See Mac's avatar? I was hacking like that to try to prevent it... didn't work. Ew!!

REP0MAN · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:06:53 PM »

Protein is good for you

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:09:14 PM »

I went on a bike ride this summer and inhaled several gnats every minute through certain stretches. My arms and legs had multiple dead gnats per every square inch by the time my ride ended. Bugs suck.

E25280 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:37:04 PM »

I think you'll die . . .

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:47:41 PM »

Howd it taste?

texasmom · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:54:57 PM »

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Originally posted by E25280
I think you'll die . . .

I don't reckon I'll get to the spider though.

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Howd it taste?

wiggly. It really was gross.

JB88 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:57:28 PM »

it wiggled and giggled and jiggled inside 'er?

texasmom · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:58:52 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
it wiggled and giggled and jiggled inside 'er?

Only until I washed it down with another swig of the coffee. Then it was dead.

JB88 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2007, 08:01:39 PM »

i know an old lady who swallowed some coffee...

texasmom · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2007, 08:18:12 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
I went on a bike ride this summer and inhaled several gnats every minute through certain stretches. My arms and legs had multiple dead gnats per every square inch by the time my ride ended. Bugs suck.

Ew.

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Originally posted by REP0MAN
Protein is good for you

And Ew.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:17:55 PM »

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Originally posted by texasmom

wiggly. It really was gross.

Thats how it felt.
Which wasnt what I asked.

FiLtH · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:21:55 PM »

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.

texasmom · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:29:54 PM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Thats how it felt.
Which wasnt what I asked.

Ah, you're right. I was dodging the question. It was tasty... like coffee.

Neubob · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:37:07 PM »

If you'd just swallowed a shot of Tequila afterwards you would have become a folk hero to millions of Mexicans and thousands of Spring Breakers.

texasmom · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:38:26 PM »

LOl

I'm totally disturbed about the whole fly thing. I'm probably going to have nightmares about maggots in my stomach tonight.

*edit* why on earth didn't I opt for the spider chaser?