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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 09:41:02 PM »
My kids loved those books.

On a side note, "I know an old lady who unzipped a fly..."

Oh wait, that was my wife. ;)
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2007, 07:01:13 AM »
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Today I did swallow a fly. It was completely disgusting.


I doubt if this helps, but I imagine it wasn't too great from the flys point of view either.

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« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2007, 07:19:05 AM »
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Ah, you're right. I was dodging the question. It was tasty... like coffee.


LOL People dodging questions seems to be a common theme lately.

Well then,
After a few more.
You wont mind the wiggly part at all ;)
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« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2007, 07:20:07 AM »
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My kids loved those books.

On a side note, "I know an old lady who unzipped a fly..."

Oh wait, that was my wife. ;)


Yea but the big question is.

Who's fly was it? :D
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2007, 07:20:32 AM »
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Only until I washed it down with another swig of the coffee.  Then it was dead.


MURDER!!
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« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2007, 07:24:32 AM »
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*edit* why on earth didn't I opt for the spider chaser?


Theres still time! LOL
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Offline SkyRock

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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2007, 07:49:56 AM »
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My kids loved those books.

On a side note, "I know an old lady who unzipped a fly..."

Oh wait, that was my wife. ;)
If she swallowed, she reduces her chances of breast cancer by 30%!
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« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2007, 10:18:49 AM »
Some mayonaise would have helped it go down easier.
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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2007, 10:30:56 AM »
Hi TxMom,

Sorry to hear that happened. It would no doubt have gagged me to the point of throwing up so you are stronger then me, girl.

Glad to know it wasn't a yellowjacket.

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Offline Xasthur

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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2007, 11:07:12 AM »
Something harder than coffee would have no doubt put you in the clear.

Perhaps some scotch or vodka. That way the fly would enjoy its death and you'd be in the clear.

There is always next time.
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« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2007, 11:49:32 AM »
bad luck for the Fly.... :)


you WONT like this TxMom i promise you..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_iBYUeCXw
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Offline Hornet33

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« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2007, 04:36:03 PM »
It's nothing a stiff shot of Jim Beam won't cure.:aok

On a side note, my cousin Andy when he was a little kid, 5-6 years old, used to go around eating grasshoppers. Used to grosse everyone out doing that. He later joined the Marines and went Force Recon. That boy wasn't wired right from birth.
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« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2007, 04:41:30 PM »
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bad luck for the Fly.... :)
you WONT like this TxMom i promise you..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_iBYUeCXw

She totally didn't crunch or swallow that thing.  See how the video flips to a new shot, then she does the exaggerated 'look what i just ate' movements with her mouth when it pans back up to her?

And, oh, btw.... EWWW!
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Offline BaldEagl

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« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2007, 04:57:37 PM »
I had a bee fly into my open mouth riding my motorcycle do my bike drivers test when I was younger.  I'll never forget the furry feeling on my tounge.

It stung my bottom lip as I spit it out and the test instructor commented on my plunker sized swolen lip when I showed up for my test.
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« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2007, 05:00:45 PM »
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I had a bee fly into my open mouth riding my motorcycle do my bike drivers test when I was younger.  I'll never forget the furry feeling on my tounge.

It stung my bottom lip as I spit it out and the test instructor commented on my plunker sized swolen lip when I showed up for my test.

 :) I'm glad you're not allergic to bees!
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