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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2007, 12:19:06 PM »
Just remember not to wear your Micheal Vick jersey in her presence.
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« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2007, 12:36:05 PM »
Jules the Protector (insert picture in cape & tights, with a pug under her arm)
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« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2007, 12:43:52 PM »
The Sheep Whisperer
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« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2007, 12:47:17 PM »
Pet Cemeretan?

hmmm, probably not ;)
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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2007, 02:07:49 PM »
I can`t come up with anything at the moment. I`m too upset by the mental image of sheep on a cliff.
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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2007, 02:10:58 PM »
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Originally posted by Swoop
ok, so I'm trying to pull this bird (translation for 'Muricans:  There is a young lady that I'm very interested in dating) and I'm having a blank moment over a golden opportunity.


She's an RSPCA inspector (note for 'Muricans: this means she investigates cases of animal cruelty and prosecutes bastards that put cats in microwaves, etc).  Also part of the mountain rescue team (meaning she rescues sheep stuck on cliffsides, etc).  We've got this jokey thing going where I think she should go to work wearing a purple tights and a cape.



Anyway.


I need a superhero name.....and motto.  Like.....I dunno,  The Pet Avenger  -  "Put down the kitten and step away from the microwave".


But classier.  And cleverererer.  


provider of the winning name/motto gets an invite to the wedding. ;)





_(Girls Name Here)_   *whispering like Ace Ventura* pet detective!
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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2007, 02:30:30 PM »
Julie...hmmm...nope nothing is coming for Julie.

Sorry man, I am all flued up right now and can't think about anything except getting home to bed.  More thought required.
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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2007, 02:40:53 PM »
Swoop, try to snag a picture. :D

Regards,
Subway
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« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2007, 02:42:06 PM »
Julinator -- pet harassa termiator
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« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2007, 04:14:46 PM »
Well I know your in England and I'm not sure how many westerns you get to see over there, (for you Brits a western is a movie about the old west here in Murica:D  Think John Wayne)


BUT.......if she is into anything about horses and dogs and the like and that seems to be the case just order her one of these and give it to her as a present.


Gonna treat you like my dog

It's a good t-shirt for an animal lover and she would probably get a good laugh out of it. Also shows your into what she does for a living and she'll think of you everytime she wears it or sees it in her closet.
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« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2007, 04:53:00 PM »
Well Swoop, given the "nature" of your intentions, and pardon me if I'm wrong about that, I have the perfect superhero name for ya....providing, of course, that you have a little bit of Italian dna in your background:

Faunius Fornicatus.

Face it man.....it's YOU!
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« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2007, 05:13:08 PM »
don't try to play it cute, just ask her out to dinner.
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« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2007, 05:35:45 PM »
Of course there is always the "How you doooin:cool: "
- Joey Tribbiani, Friends (sitcom)

Then there is the slighty creepy

"Look its, don’t treat 'em cruelly, Julie"

And that my friends goes to show why I've been married for 16 years :aok :rofl
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2007, 05:42:06 PM »
Wait til she finds out the reason the sheep went up the cliff was to get away from you in the first place swoop....
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« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2007, 06:16:28 PM »
Dr. Doolittle comes to mind.
or..  

The Pet enforcer!

The Pet Nazi!
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