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Offline Swoop

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« on: December 11, 2007, 07:07:47 AM »
ok, so I'm trying to pull this bird (translation for 'Muricans:  There is a young lady that I'm very interested in dating) and I'm having a blank moment over a golden opportunity.


She's an RSPCA inspector (note for 'Muricans: this means she investigates cases of animal cruelty and prosecutes bastards that put cats in microwaves, etc).  Also part of the mountain rescue team (meaning she rescues sheep stuck on cliffsides, etc).  We've got this jokey thing going where I think she should go to work wearing a purple tights and a cape.



Anyway.


I need a superhero name.....and motto.  Like.....I dunno,  The Pet Avenger  -  "Put down the kitten and step away from the microwave".


But classier.  And cleverererer.  


provider of the winning name/motto gets an invite to the wedding. ;)


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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 07:12:22 AM »
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prosecutes bastards that put cats in microwaves




guess that means you are just SOL.

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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 07:31:57 AM »
The Mauve Interdictor.

PS - I really don't see how this idea of yours will get you sex...

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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 07:41:58 AM »
Well, 'Ace Ventura, Pet Detective' has been taken.

"Grace  Futura ...  Critter Gitter"

And that's without the coffee yet...
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 08:02:04 AM »
Need a first name Swoop.
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 08:07:55 AM »
"Mighty Mindy"

"Saving the Planet, One Animal At A Time"




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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 08:18:22 AM »
first off, is she related to you?

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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 08:31:18 AM »
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first off, is she related to you?


He is British, not Nebraskan.

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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 08:39:38 AM »
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He is British, not Nebraskan.
little do you know

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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 09:48:29 AM »
Nah he's right, I am British.  :p


Curv, Julie.


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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 09:52:36 AM »
Pet Emancipator Julie:  Stopping jerks from treating animals cruelly.

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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 09:54:59 AM »
Pet Protector Julie:  Better not treat your dog unruly.

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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 09:55:49 AM »
Animal Avenger Julie:  She loves pets truly.

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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 09:56:56 AM »
Critter Comforter Julie:  She looks great wearing lapis lazuli.


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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 09:58:10 AM »
I adore Julie:  if she would go out for coffee with me it would be....coolie?


heehee