Kind of a Broad question don't you think?
You'd have to pick someone who loves to torment PETA and Strip Club girls.
Someone who loves guns and hates concealed carry yet would kill a PineApple with a well hidden folding buttplug blade.
Not a Republican, Democrat or a Ron Paul fanatic.
Squeakers are out.
Russians are out, Cuz this is America.
Religous affiliations...out.
Any function of an Engine....out.
Anything to do with Breakfast.
Someone who has had a MoPed stolen in the last 2 Years is eliminated. LOL a Moped.
Carpeted garages are definately out.
Anyone who has an Animal in their Avatar or Number in their name would be out.
Anyone ever biten by a Scorpion or suffered a Brain tumor...cya.
Any mention of Monkey Love or Chicken Pot Pie....Waaaaaay Out!
Cartoon characters are out.
Any name from a Top Gun Movie out.
Was ever Photoshopped...Holding a Trout, Nilsen or just in a Pic... gone.
Said the word "Word" or "HaaaaR" evar in a thread...gone.
A State name or Squadron are Super Outted...
You have to live on a "Contenient.." Island Huggers are history.
No Zip Codes need to apply.....Numbers sux. Pay the Subcription!
If you are named after Furniture.... take a seat.
If it deals with anything like "Earth, Wind and Fire" is out.. This is beyond the '70's.
No Kiwis...heh it's a goat vs sheep issue.
Or a Pervious Air Sim Game....
Who's that leave?
Skuzzy.
Skuzzy is a Feeling.
Mac