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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2007, 01:35:22 PM »
The one with better eye brows?

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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2007, 01:37:30 PM »
btw, that is a scar on my eyebrow, not a fashion statement.

she must never see this thread now...

:lol

lets get back to the mouse and its impending demise..
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2007, 01:45:30 PM »
Yer gonna be 25 in a few weeks?

I'm gonna be 50 in a few weeks. Jan 15th.

I think between us we have dam near 75 Years going on here and we can waste this mouse.

Do you have a Hot Plate availible?

:D

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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2007, 01:49:54 PM »
oh man now im cracking up.

LETS WASTE THIS SUCKER!


:rofl


are you thinking bait on hot plate then burn his feet off then feed him to the sharks?

i like it
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2007, 02:14:14 PM »
Roast this sucker!.  Please pick up your t-shirts now!


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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2007, 02:20:34 PM »
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Roast this sucker!.  Please pick up your t-shirts now!



:rofl

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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2007, 02:30:06 PM »
Macaroni with dormouse and thrush sauce

1 edible dormouse
8 thrushes
1kg skinned tomatoes
1 clove garlic
1 onion
Chopped parsley and basil
Half-glass dry red wine
Salt and pepper
1 red chilli pepper
Macaroni

Method:
Skin dormouse and remove innards and leave in running water for a day and a night. Cut dormouse into pieces, soak it for an hour in a half-water, half-vinegar mixture. Rinse. Clean and pluck the thrushes. Soften the chopped onion and garlic in lard in a casserole dish, add the dormouse and thrushes and brown them. Add red wine. When the wine evaporates remove dormouse and thrushes, add tomatoes, salt, pepper, parsley, basil and red chilli pepper. Add lid and cook on low heat for 20 minutes, return the meat and cook until tender. Boil pasta in salted water, drain and serve.

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Fifteen restaurateurs face criminal charges after food inspectors were served dormouse stew and braised dormice in wine and red pepper sauce.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2617388.ece

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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2007, 02:33:56 PM »
lol! bighorn man i miss you in the DA. (infact i always missed you too when i really needed to hit you )


hey that T-shirt is a hampster!
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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2007, 02:34:05 PM »
i was just going to ask if anyone had a good mouse recipe.

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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2007, 02:35:14 PM »
Some years ago in an apartment I was living in at the time.
I got up in the morning and went to get myself a cup of coffee and spotted one of those cute little mice in my kitchen sink.
I promptly scalded him to death with a pot of hot coffee.
Death is no easy answer
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2007, 02:36:11 PM »
Sparrows are good... It just takes a hell of alotta them.

:D

Mac


But that's another thread.

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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2007, 07:23:30 PM »
leave out a small dish full of beer.  You'll find your mouse quite happily dead, drowned in the beer.
Everyone I know, goes away, in the end.

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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2007, 07:41:21 PM »
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leave out a small dish full of beer.  You'll find your mouse quite happily dead, drowned in the beer.


Either that or you'll come back from work to find him on your couch, drinking more beer, fondling your significant other while eating cheesey poofs and watching a football game.
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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2007, 06:45:21 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2007, 09:43:42 AM »
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Either that or you'll come back from work to find him on your couch, drinking more beer, fondling your significant other while eating cheesey poofs and watching a football game.

:rofl   this whole thread is a great read for a Friday....