mice - definition of ironic justice

[B@tfinkV]

I have a small tiny doormouse living under my floorboards.

he comes out at night and sits on my computer desk, and i feed him crumbs. he really is very very cute..

for months now i have been arguing with another member of my family to not put down killer mouse traps with the spring flipper thing that cuts them in half.

geuss what.... i just foud that the little bastad has chewed through half of the cable on my spare joystick...and the telephone wire i use for internet and phone(only the phone part, lucky for me. now fixed with twisting and tape)

can you believe that?

i kept the sucker alive and protected him from my cruel family and this is how he repays me...

im off to buy killer mouse traps right now.

my family member is laughing his arse off at me.

[Furball]

you can buy the humane mouse traps which trap them and don't kill them - then you can go and release them.  We did that with a couple of doormice which were living in our loft, cute little fellas.

[john9001]

why don't you just taze him?

[B@tfinkV]

yeah furbs i got one of them he is too smart for that. its been sitting on my floor with various bait in it for the last few weeks.

john, where can i find a good cheap tazer in the uk? im interested..

[Furball]

why not tempt him into a box yourself then when you feed him?

how do you know it is not your family member framing the doormouse by cutting your wires?

[AWMac]

Catch him alive like Furball suggested.....
















Then waterboard his arse til it squeaks....put a lil orange jumpsuit on him and chain him to the inside af a cage with bright lights...

Have a cat torment it every hour or so....

Cage it for Months and Months without legal representation or specifying the charges for its imprisionment...

Whoa, I'm feeling a lil aroused here......




Mac


Waterboarding a mouse...

[Bruv119]

LOL   bat  the little booger!

Lets see chewing an AH addicts joystick and nearly his internet?

got to be punishable by death!

[moot]

Get the silverware out.

[B@tfinkV]

haha well you guys made me feel better already...



but i still think i agree with bruv, chewing a joystick cable is punishable with death.

if possible i will avoid this and try to relocate him peacefully as you have suggested furball. no promises though.

he is cute tho.

[EagleDNY]

Get a Cat.  

Problem Solved.

[AWMac]

It's 20+ mice taking turns to BS you outta yer life.

Lets look at the facts here for a minute.....

1. You live with yer Parents.

2. You fly a Cartoon Air Sim.

3. You befriended a small Rodent.

4. You have not met a Woman yet.

5. You need a Life.



Mac

[B@tfinkV]

lol nice try mac.


i'm 25 in a few weeks. my mother left when i was 15 nearly 10 years ago. she was a terrible alcoholic, im sure you know what damage that can cause....she has recovered now, i often visit her.
I live and work with my father and brother. 3 of us are kind of strong unit so please dont bash me for living with my dad, i choose to stay at home.
i have a partner and i have been with her for over 5 years now.

she is teh pretty too




i realise that your attacks on me are to make your own life seem better, and so i forgive you

[MrRiplEy[H]]

He's bashing you for playing cartoon air sim being a subscriber himself? Classic..

[AWMac]

B@tfinkV

If I didn't like you I wouldn't have said anything...

Nice pic of you and your partner.

Thank you for forgiving me.



Mac






NOT saying anything to MrRiplEy[H]....

[B@tfinkV]

thanks mac, if i didnt like you i wouldnt have replied.

infact i was waiting for ya to say 'hey, which one is the girl in that pic'