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Offline Keiler

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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2007, 06:47:05 AM »
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Do the yanks have the noodle visible on their eagle? Is it often depicted with a throbbing hardon?


Because Eagles dont have one, never had.
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2007, 07:54:42 AM »
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I dont see why this is a big deal. Why the heck would it be important to have a lion with a dick?


And we don't either.  Most of us are just having a little fun with something that, as you said, isn't a big deal.  Turn on your /sarc tags.
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2007, 08:50:50 AM »
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Swedish army?


Oh they had a good one few hundred years ago :)



Oh, we still have a great army.

We just can't find it anymore.....

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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2007, 08:59:14 AM »
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Because Eagles dont have one, never had.
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Male and female birds and reptiles both have cloacae, an opening through which eggs, sperm, and wastes pass


Huh...so its a "one-stop slopping center" eh?
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2007, 09:35:49 AM »
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Good point.
Does anyone know if the Eagle is male or female?
Has anyone ever seen a bird with a hard on? (NOT a human one Nuebob :lol )


OK I thought I had seen all the questions posable, but this is a new one.
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2007, 09:57:30 AM »
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I dont see why this is a big deal. Why the heck would it be important to have a lion with a dick?


Oh nothing very important ... except that your soldiers are now bearing the symbol historically used for traitors of the Crown.
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2007, 10:04:27 AM »
So, the question begs, why do the Swedes need an army at all?
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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2007, 10:09:45 AM »
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Oh nothing very important ... except that your soldiers are now bearing the symbol historically used for traitors of the Crown.


Sweet!!!!!

Another Viking vs. Hortlund thread!!!!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2007, 10:13:37 AM »
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So, the question begs, why do the Swedes need an army at all?


Why do the United States need an army at all?

Perhaps the evil Canadians might invade again? Or do you plan on another Anschluss of Mexican territory? ;)
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« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2007, 10:18:46 AM »
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Why do the United States need an army at all?

Perhaps the evil Canadians might invade again? Or do you plan on another Anschluss of Mexican territory? ;)

Why oil of course! That's why we're paying $3.50 a gallon! We have all the oil we need in the middle east! :huh :rofl
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2007, 10:22:51 AM »
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So, the question begs, why do the Swedes need an army at all?


Without an army, how long do you think that they will be able to stay neutral?
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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2007, 10:24:48 AM »
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Why oil of course! That's why we're paying $3.50 a gallon! We have all the oil we need in the middle east! :huh :rofl


You simply can't afford to grab more oil-rich countries then! You'll go bust! :aok
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2007, 12:20:57 PM »
Why not remove its mane, claws, and teeth while they're at it?...
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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2007, 12:34:58 PM »
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Why not remove its mane, claws, and teeth while they're at it?...


Even better, just substitute a teletubby instead.
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2007, 01:02:12 PM »
There are very strict rules in Heraldry.  If you’re going to use heraldic designs, then you should stick to the rules.  

All of Sweden’s ancestors are rolling in their graves right now because their entire army is now branded as traitors.  Disgraceful.
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