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Offline Excel1

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« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2007, 03:27:12 AM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Im off to one of the trediest nightclubs in Oslo for a night of metrosexual mayhem. (one of the rooms in the club is called The Russian Room btw ;)
 


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i'm of to a gay bar to get pissed then i'm getting a lap dance from a 250 pound russian tranny named olga in the back room.  :)

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« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2007, 05:17:45 AM »
Read here about the Russian fleet sailing down to the med. Reportedly they are passing just off the coast from where I'm sitting right now. I'd like to say our military is monitoring their progress but it's Sunday and they're all on a day off. :lol Not that it matters, we haven't got a proper air force, navy or army for that matter. That single task force could sail in and annex the country in a couple of hours.

I must say Putin is playing an interesting game these day. Playing the great power game. Moving his chess pieces around the board. Throwing the Russian bear's weight around. Bit like before the first world war.

A dangerous game indeed.  :huh

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« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2007, 11:09:28 AM »
I read today that the radio chatter from the russian group was actually so powerful and plentyful that it paralyzed civilian radio and emergency frequecies in the area. Civilians and the coastguard could not get in contact with the aircraft carrier because they were chatting all the time.

Finally the norwegain airforce sent out a DA-20 EW aircraft to disrupt and dampen the russian radio chatter enough to get through to them. Maybe all the russians involved were wimmin :lol

yappin russians pwned by EW aircraft :D

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« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2007, 11:38:51 AM »
pwnd by an old French business jet flown by Vikings. Wtg Mighty Russian Navy! :lol



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« Reply #49 on: December 16, 2007, 12:12:32 PM »
Here is the story just for you Viking :lol

http://www.aftenbladet.no/innenriks/article564704.ece

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« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2007, 12:44:49 PM »
Takker :aok

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« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2007, 03:08:39 PM »
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doesn't russia own norway anyway?  I mean.. there is some minor dispute but really....

lazs


I will have to google Norway, but you might be right.  :D
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« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2007, 07:03:19 PM »
nice to see that old thing can still float:aok
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« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2007, 07:18:34 PM »
My bet is that Viking will be the first Norge to surrender to Russia..

If she/he hasn't done so already.

:D

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« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2007, 07:19:14 PM »
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Takker :aok


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« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2007, 07:20:51 PM »
Dammit Viking ya gotta wait for them to get at least closer.  

Maybe outta their port first?

:rofl

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« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2007, 01:55:06 AM »
Lol, are you drunk AWMac? :lol