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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2007, 10:45:19 AM »
if this thread were any more gay it would have a princess diana picture.
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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2007, 11:11:44 AM »
Rip,

What about if said elk trespassed onto your property and started to eat, the apples some person left in a pile on the lawn in your backyard??? :t
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« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2007, 11:21:15 AM »
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Rip,

What about if said elk trespassed onto your property and started to eat, the apples some person left in a pile on the lawn in your backyard??? :t
:rofl
Even though we live in an unincorporated part of the county, discharging firearms in our neighborhood is illegal under state law (due to the approximity of the lots, which are 1 acre lots, 60 homes). So, I still can't shoot 'em! :)
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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2007, 11:22:06 AM »
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The flowers and wood mulch are all the time going to be falling in your hot tub.
It has a 4" thick foam and aluminum cover that you can walk on. It also locks so curious children don't drown. I'm still waiting on the gas guy to lay his pipe so we can begin phase 2 (stamped concrete, placing the stones, pump electrical work)
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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2007, 11:39:05 AM »
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Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters. :(



What critters?  I don't recall any elk ever being in my backyard... :aok
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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2007, 11:43:09 AM »
A guy immersed in water with a gun better be sure he has a manatee stamp on his hunting license.
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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2007, 11:48:40 AM »
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Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters. :(



Where's the little container that's going to hold all of the car keys you're going to throw in it?

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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2007, 02:56:17 PM »
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with women.. I have learned to choose wisely..

clean, kinky and good natured and live more than 50 miles away.. also.. get one with small hands.. it makes you look bigger.

I would suggest a mexican woman.

lazs

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Lazs dear... Texas used to be part of Mexico, nuff said, and as any real Texas guy will tell ya... well... uhhhh...  I'll just let him tell ya about us Texas gals...

Some men don't need women with small hands for the reason you allude to dear! :rofl

BTW, that's a hot tub not a bath tub, sweetie ;) you bein from California and all I would have expected you would know... but... mebbe they don't have hot tubs in Dixon.

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PS: Just for Lazs... a Texas Shotgun in action --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAop1RVb0uE
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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2007, 03:04:36 PM »
I confess to dating a Texas gal once :D

And that hand thing....how about firm and strong ones :D
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2007, 03:46:40 PM »
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I confess to dating a Texas gal once :D

And that hand thing....how about firm and strong ones :D
It hurt that bad when she slapped you, eh? :lol
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« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2007, 04:34:42 PM »
Well, if you really want to talk tubs and hands and guns, for a real scrubdown, nothing like a huge copper tub in the Philippines with a nubile attendant.   Shooting a firearm would be superfluous.

(Slaps forehead:  You PROMISED not to dredge up old war stories!)
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« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2007, 04:40:25 PM »
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Well, if you really want to talk tubs and hands and guns, for a real scrubdown, nothing like a huge copper tub in the Philippines with a nubile attendant.   Shooting a firearm would be superfluous.

(Slaps forehead:  You PROMISED not to dredge up old war stories!)
Ever have problems with her scope fogging up? Or your gun jamming? :D
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« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2007, 04:46:24 PM »
The wife IS from Texas. She doesn't have small hands and doesn't need small hands either. She smiles   ........  a lot.
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« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2007, 05:01:07 PM »
is that a lee enfield rifle?
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« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2007, 05:07:40 PM »
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The wife IS from Texas. She doesn't have small hands and doesn't need small hands either. She smiles   ........  a lot.


High Fives Mav and Mrs Mav! :aok

ohhh the things I could say on this subject! :rofl

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