"I am not a killer or an armed robber, I just want to play golf." -- O. J. Simpson, charged with robbery, saying he was only trying to retrieve property stolen from him.
"They put in the ugliest, biggest bottom in the world. Mine was smaller and much nicer. I recently found the stand-in was a stripper from Glasgow." Former Bond girl Britt Ekland regrets asking for a double for a nude film scene.