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« on: December 31, 2007, 09:07:50 PM »
Geez, know when to say mlen.

Yeah, Floyd The Barber was able to stay on the air after his stroke, but they could do several retakes. Dick, it's a LIVE BROADCAST and it ain't pretty.:(
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 09:11:17 PM »
Making fun of the disabled!  What a stitch.  Even a stroke can't hinder Clarks greed.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2007, 09:45:12 PM »
I may watch just to see what happens
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 09:49:16 PM »
I gotta tell ya, last year was disturbing to watch.
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 10:11:40 PM »
To be honest, the proliferation of gomers has disturbed me recently.  I always liked the indian tradition of the old people wandering off into the wild when they knew they were soon to lose their abilities.
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2007, 10:55:16 PM »
Did he just say "when the kock hits midlight"?:confused:
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2007, 11:00:35 PM »
Happy Dew Ear?
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 11:01:35 PM »
I thought he said "Haffy Dew Ear".
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 11:15:48 PM »
Considering it is the year 2008 you think the hosts would have earpieces and microphones not out of the 80s?

The female host, dont know her name, had a microphone that was effing huge. Looked liked something she would use in her bedroom.
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 11:25:09 PM »
WOW!!! Anyone watching the Dallas local broadcast?

They cut to a newschick in the crowd to introduce Cross Canadian Ragweed and right behind her two hot-hot-hot babes start rubbing and kissing each other.

I'm starting to feel a little better now.:aok
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 11:49:37 PM »
Since early afternoon, I had my tv parked on the discovery channel watching a mythbusters marathon
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2008, 12:10:42 AM »
Slappy slew sear.
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2008, 12:13:02 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2008, 12:25:48 AM »
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Since early afternoon, I had my tv parked on the discovery channel watching a mythbusters marathon


Same..

Edit:holy watermelon holden.
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2008, 12:28:32 AM »
I do loves me some Kari Byron!!!

I wish they would show that episode where they went to Florida and she was wearing a wet bikini.:aok


I was watching the Anthony Bourdain marathon on Travel Chan before Mlick Mlark. I have a new role model.

Thank Gawd FHM went out of business. They screwed up many photo shoots that had a LOT of potential like Kari Byron and Rachel Ray.
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