Just stay away from underaged girls on the internet and you'll never meet Chris Hansen
You know, I've seen that show and, I guess it's fun and exciting and all, but lately, I've been rooting for the perverts. It's not that I like the perverts so much or anything, it's just that it seems like it's rigged so that Hansen always wins. Besides, that 24 year old spinner chick who communicates with the perverts looks like she could use it but good, you know? So I root for the perverts.
Maybe if the perverts did it to Hansen, that might be even better.