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Offline rpm

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« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2008, 02:26:05 PM »
Actually Mac, you may be on to something with the mongoose. But with my luck she would make the thing a pet and turn it on me.

Lazs, I'm not bitter. I'm just much, much wiser.
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« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2008, 02:31:49 PM »
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Actually Mac, you may be on to something with the mongoose. But with my luck she would make the thing a pet and turn it on me.

Lazs, I'm not bitter. I'm just much, much wiser.
Most men would have been wiser after #1 was finished  (Do it manually!) ;) but alas, you're from Texas...
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« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2008, 02:38:08 PM »
Sorry, Rip. I have a weakness for the poontang.
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« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2008, 05:04:42 PM »
Hey now...don't group ALL women together.
With 3 X's, might their be a different problem:huh

Ohh...and the picture of the mongoose is cute:D

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« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2008, 05:30:46 PM »
(quote)  I have a weakness for the poontang. (unquote)

Heed ye the immortal words of Catch 22:
"It's just the hairy end of a wet gut."

(The smilie has not been designed that can accurately reflect the profundity of that insight.)
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« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2008, 05:34:42 PM »
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yes, her little rodent fangs and predators face must be a similar image to what ex-wives look like.


where as most ex-husbands either look like this:





Thats definetly RPM hes even restocking the produce aisle.
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« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2008, 05:36:32 PM »
Print this out and hang it in your store


See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2008, 05:40:09 PM »
Pooh, I only wish I had that much hair left.

Meatwad, :aok
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« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2008, 05:42:58 PM »
You divorced your third wife nine years ago?  Holy cow; have there been any more since?  How old were you (and they) at each marriage and how long did they last?  Oh heck, I’d even like to read a brief low-down on the courtship, kids, cause of divorce and aftermath of each.  Do soap-opera writers just follow you around?

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« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2008, 05:56:39 PM »
Nope, have'nt been married since. The only one I have been serious about since was murdered last 4th of July.
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« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2008, 06:28:38 PM »
I’ve been following that and am still speechless.

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« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2008, 06:41:41 PM »
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I’ve been following that and am still speechless.


Same here RPM.

Hope they catch the Bastard(s).

Mac