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Offline Stixx

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« on: January 10, 2008, 06:46:13 PM »
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 10:05:31 PM »
Don't shoot him, you'll only make him mad.


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Offline Airscrew

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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 10:28:58 PM »
:rofl  now thats a DAWG!
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 10:35:50 PM »
You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 10:39:41 PM »
Dog of Chuck Norris!
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 10:51:55 PM »
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You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:

more like a wheelbarrow... ;)
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Offline Slash27

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 11:01:37 PM »
"Most of them knew him as holy ****":rofl
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 12:25:26 AM »
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You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:



Shovel yea. a snow shovel and a box of contractors  trash bags.

You dont walk a dog like that.
The dog walks you . LOL
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Offline Spazzter

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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 03:06:20 PM »
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Shovel yea. a snow shovel and a box of contractors  trash bags.

You dont walk a dog like that.
The dog walks you . LOL


Aren't you supposed to ride on horses as opposed to walk them.  LOL

That is one big doggie.


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Offline Kaw1000

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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 03:12:28 PM »
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You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:


Shovel??........better get a backhoe!!
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 03:16:09 PM »
i never used steroids, woof woof.
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 05:27:07 PM »
Unfortunately, a dog that large gets only 2 mpg and lives only four months.
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 09:31:43 PM »
Imagine what that thing is doing to the environment!?!?!

:O

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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2008, 02:57:44 PM »
She needs a tan. But id take her home. Im not to worried about her eating alot. Shes pretty skinny. Needs to lose the payless shoes tho.
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2008, 05:41:39 PM »
BlueJ1, you're all heart.  :)
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