So far I'd have to say Roscoroo wins.
Reasons contributing to the win:
Air freshener
an 'external' HDD
electrical plug
syringe box
classic GTO repair book
Electrical tape
Light Saber
and finially ... If its to loud, you're too old
Meatwad almost stole the show with:
Can of WD-40 (double points for this)
Electrical tape
Bannana Boxes
New computer atop an old one (ala new tv atop the broken floor model redneckism, double points for this also)
Assorted amature radio equipment
Comb
Meatwad, if you are interested in pulling out in front, I'd suggest a slice of sausage pizza on the left. That would put you firmly in first place.