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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #60 on: January 14, 2008, 10:23:37 AM »
To bad another Operation Meat Muppet wouldnt last long on here. Those were good times.
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Offline SD67

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« Reply #61 on: January 14, 2008, 06:42:44 PM »
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You'll share with us here, right? :)

of course ;)
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« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2008, 07:14:58 PM »
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Offline SD67

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« Reply #63 on: January 15, 2008, 03:20:03 AM »
I couldn't wait.
I'll post the lead in here, try not to go and view the carnage until I let you know the blow has been struck.:lol
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hi all im new here cos my gf said someone here might help
im living on a cattle station in australia and my dad dont want to know anything about me cos i hate that he seels cows to be killed for meat as i am trying to become a vegitarian.
well i am at home on my own for a couple fo weeks as mum an dad are away on a trip and my dog has got sick. i cant get him to a vet cos the closest one is liek 500k away and there  is only dads new bmw what im nnot allowed to drive my gf reckons somone here may be able to help cos if dad gets home and he is still sick he will just shoot him
hes stopped pooing for the last coupleof days and hes starting to look sick and he makes sort of groning noises when he sits up ahter lying down pls help cos i dont want dad to shoot him and i cant get to the vet pls cna someone help thx
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #64 on: January 15, 2008, 03:37:06 AM »
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I cant, its rotted to a skeleton by now
Shoulda stuck it in your freezer for our eventual amusement. You sir, are a poopyhead!
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« Reply #65 on: January 15, 2008, 04:35:04 AM »
lol Meatwad.....

Nice touch with the bottle and glasses...

Should have stuck a cigarette in his mouth:D :rofl
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« Reply #66 on: January 15, 2008, 07:51:34 PM »
Episode two has been run :)
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thx for your replies a taxi isnt going to be an good we live about 3.5 hores drive from the closest town and the station hands hate me cos they say its gonna be my fault the place will be sold when they die cos i dont hav any brothers and sisters to take over for them but theres this one jackaroo whos ok an he said hell bring me some stuff they use when their animals get constipated. my gf came over this morning with some cooking oil and she said thay her uncle said to try putting alittle oil in his bytt that might help a bit so i found this syringe in the supply cubord and i put some up ther. anyway he didnt liek it much and he bit me its not bad an i nkow he only did it cos hes sick so thats ok. anyway i guess shoulda put a towel or something down as while im washing my hand i hear duke go wrooooooo and this sound liek a sloppy fatr and then my gf laughin so i run out and the oil is sprayed all up the curtans and its smelly and stuff so now i gotta wash them before mum and dad get home i was so cross at sharon cos shes rolling on the floor laughin so hard cryin and stuff. anyway it didnt help much and hes still crook so ill wait for jacko to get back this arvo with the stuff he asid would help thx for all ur help guys ill let you know what happens thx:)

tomorrow night the final salvo will be launched...:t
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Offline sgt203

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« Reply #67 on: January 15, 2008, 10:45:07 PM »
lol SD....

Love the replies your getting:lol :rofl :lol

BTW: If you get a chance to read some of the posting on the PETA2 message board it is rather amusing stuff..

These people are WAY OUT THERE with what makes them "indignant".

Funny stuff!!!!
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« Reply #68 on: January 16, 2008, 02:24:52 AM »
Yeah, some of them are good.
There was one that seems to have disappeared, and there's one that's urging me to do the unthinkable *gasp* that I think might be one of you guys :lol :noid
Anyway, I'll play the master stroke tomorrow as I've got one last post to make this evening to lead it in perfectly ;)
This is some of my best material yet so I'm going to make it well worth the effort
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btw, I think I'm not half bad at typing in squeak.:t
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